I see your cockpit and raise you a poop deck.

I’m transfixed by those non-verbal youtube tool repair/restoration shows.

I had a happy grandpa when I was young. His last car was a 72 Monte Carlo with a super charger; and he thought speed limits were “artificial limitations on how fast his car could go”.

It was trying to escape!

All the vehicles in the video had more then four doors. So respectfully they must be staging a sedan not a coup.

We don’t even need the light really. Chrysler Corporation engineered the perfect system which was widely adopted by 1986. Sadly this staggeringly advanced feat of engineering is no longer used. But don’t take my word for it, behold this secret footage of a Chrysler engineer doing advanced diagnostic testing of the…

You just pray these people are world champions at Jenga

A reader once caught me using my Smart Fortwo to rescue a Buell.

In addition to this being the epitome of foolish self-incrimination, it is also possibly the worst way to market yourself as a realtor while actively breaking and entering a building.

Reading this awful pun-filled comment gave me an STi.

Good to see that Subaru is pro-active on protecting its Legacy. I wish they would take the Liberty to do that here in Australia where they have Imprezzed everyone from the Brats of the Outback to the Justy Brumbies and Foresters that Crosstrek the Ascents.

Type C with a 13b rotary. Mini Le Mans winner!

I’m getting ready to dance almost* naked around a giant golden statue of Stacey Abrams. You guys in?

There are 7 stars in the Subaru logo, you just can’t see the seventh due to the vape cloud blocking it.

From: http://japanesenostalgiccar.com/daihatsu-2021-tokyo-auto-salon-hijet-camper-60th-anniversary-copen-speedster/

Ah yes, the Mitch McConnell origin story.

This might also be cool..?

My next project is in worse shape than this truck.

Let me do a little copyediting for you on the punctuation:

When Homer was designing his dream car and said that every car should have that little ball on the antenna that helps you find yours in a crowded parking lot?

It was YEARS before I realized that that was a joke about what a terrible idea that would be.

YEARS.