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7/10/19

Officers on scene were unable to determine if the driver was sober, as he refused to speak, exited the vehicle, stood stock still for a second, then fell over. His injuries consisted of a large swelling on the top of his head, and a number of asterisks orbiting his head. Upon inspection of the vehicle, deputies noted…

7/9/19

“I got out of the car at the other end feeling old, fat, talentless, and slow.“

7/4/19

Technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.

7/3/19

7/3/19

He was slumped over on his gold toilet with a PBJ in one hand and a half-finished tweet on his phone in the other. His nose was rimmed with a white powder and two terrified and pee-soaked hookers wearing Ivanka wigs were huddled in the corner of his bedroom muttering in Russian.

6/29/19

If I were a huge RX-7 fanboy I would totally wankel to this.

6/27/19

That top photo/that face made me realized what I would love to see: Since drift is a pretty silly form of motorsport that doesn’t take itself overly seriously and has pretty lax regulations, a team should hook up pupils to the headlights that move when the steering moves, LIKE THIS!

6/25/19

Try going back to the original shorts

6/24/19

BMW drivers dream to have this level of asshat parking job

6/22/19

Can’t say I have ever given this any thought, but you have me convinced that you are absolutely correct.

6/20/19

The world is just a series of Jeep Grand Wagoneers holding up onther Jeep Grand Wagoneers. There is no end. What’s underneath the Jeep Grand Wagoneer beneath the Jeep Grand Wagoneer?

6/19/19

Starred... just for the halibut.

6/19/19

WHY DID YOU TURN ....

6/19/19

I don’t know — just looked like a Dumbreck to me.

6/16/19