“Also—and I’m just saying—Thinx don’t work for shit.”

I am picturing him with a fan in hand, for the record.

princess valhalla hawkwind would not have clapped also.

Just because someone criticizes Hillary Clinton doesn’t invalidate their “wokeness” or make them “not an ally”

We used to do this, but now we make reservations but not on Valentines Day (usually the day before or after to avoid the huge crowds).

still not as good as the under-rated 2001 masterpiece

#MAEA

Victoria has always struck me as a savvy and bright woman with a good sense of humor about herself. And she was my favorite Spice Girl— when she cut her hair short I was about 8 or 9 and decided I also needed a pixie cut. Sadly there was a shortage of “posh” (sorry) salons in rural Virginia where I grew up, so what I…

I’m confident the bar for ‘Bad President’ is going to be set quite low in 2020.

ALTERNATE HEADLINE: SELF DITCHES SHELF

This is an especially idiotic hot taek.

“It can be hard to put your finger on exactly what you fear most about the rise of Donald Trump: the racism? The sexism? The xenophobia? The profoundly dangerous lack of judgment?”

Isn’t it bizarre when you wind up in a little corner of the internet acting like a sleuth and trying to dissect drama that’s none of your business?? For a few weeks I was in this rabbit hole of some girl on tumblr who would beg for money and it turned out she just used it all on drugs and not her medical issues and…

Been waiting for this all year!!! Yay!

She’ll always have a home at the Dairy Queen

He looks dumpy and his ass looks like a burlap sack filled with snakes.

There seems to be some weird thing where a very small, extraordinarily highly paid “high-level management” caste has emerged. There aren’t that many of them, it’s unclear how people enter the caste, but the business world feels these are the only people who are qualified to be a CEO. And there are very few of them, so…

You know how Fox could solve this whole thing? Give the movie away.