is there some kind of fetish for gay dads i’m not aware of

The Queen and Prince William visited the site today. So yeah, May can go fuck herself.

Shakespeare portrayed as a heterosexual? How deliciously absurd!

A record-breaking who.

Damn, Huma. Love yourself.

Nah, Trudeau is just a scammer too (building oil pipelines and selling weapons to Saudi Arabia, but look how dreamy he is!!!) and the Pope has a fine-tuned bullshit detector.

Blessed that this won Best Song at the Oscars and subsequently secured Carly’s EGOT status

My vacation time is just endlessly accruing because I don’t have the money to travel anywhere. I’m trapped in a vicious cycle where don’t want to do a staycation because I feel like I’m wasting my paid time off, but then I just never end up using it at all.

I think this is a case for Shade Court.

Donald must have an iron-clad prenup, right? I can’t imagine her getting anything in a divorce.

This show is still a treasure, and such a perfect encapsulation of blissful pre-financial crisis America. Just Nick and Jessica in their shitty McMansion, eating Chicken of the Sea on their white leather sectional.

You should totally write a letter to the New Yorker to tell them this. I work in publishing, and it really brightens our day when we hear stories like yours.

Yup. Charlie Brooker deserves a Nobel Prize for taking the king of the ‘80s cheeseball anthems and making it into something truly emotionally resonant. 

brave and powerful

I’m sure the rooms filled with money will be of some comfort to him.

Sebastian could literally punch me and all I’d respond with would be “thanks”

I take any prediction like this with a grain of salt, paticularly when it’s coming from Louise “scammer who lives for robbery and fraud” Mensch.

You answered your own question. The popularity of same-sex parings in fanfiction can be traced back to a time when LGBT representaion in pop culture was non-existent, so if you wanted it, you had to create it yourself. Even today, with (marginally) more queer representation in media, the rule still holds true. Why…

I think a lot of shipping is just “let’s stick these two hot characters together” rather than actually trying to find rationalization for a romance that is undeniably absent.