she’s been given the new title of “Chief Vision Officer.”

Friendship ended with HANA SONG
Now ORISA is my best friend

And for more casual stuff, I think Gilmore Girls is pretty much the platonic ideal (for better or worse) for 2000s women’s fashion - spaghetti strap tank tops, scarves, cable knits, lots of stuff worn off-the-shoulder.

5 minutes and 37 seconds

Their fake feud is funny in the context of Kimmel’s late night show, but bringing it to a venue as huge as the Oscars felt like an inside joke that no one got.

The year-over-year decline in Oscar ratings is inevitable until there’s another Titanic-esque hit that’s both a massive commercial and critical hit. The vast majority of people just don’t care about the movies that the Academy honors. Though I do agree that the Oscars should move away from their typical wheelhouse of…

Meh, he’s 32 and won Best Director for his fourth feature. He’s gonna be fine.

So clearly W is no moral authority here, but the fact that he famously never commented publicly on Obama, but is already commenting on Trump, is kind of a big fucking deal.

Somehow I posted this three times? Sorry about that.

Hell is three autoplay videos all starting at the same time.

This is totally something Carol Aird would do.

If anyone ever asks you what the term “cuck” means, in the assholes-on-Twitter sense of the term, just point them in the direction of John McCain’s political career over the past decade.

Technically, all fanworks are an unlicensed use of intellectual property, and are thus illegal. But most companies turn a blind eye, since it’s generally not a good look to be litigating your most diehard fans.

So what are we all wearing to the #TrumpImpeachmentParty

The list of people I would go to McCarren Park for is small.

Erotica artists doing official character art for Nintendo games. What a time to be alive.