I feel like the quality of Dominos depends entirely on who’s running the individual franchise. The Dominos that delivered to my old apartment was consistently good to great, but the pizza from Dominos that delivers to the apartment I’m currently at is inedible. 

Okay, but the “H” logo with Weiner as the arrow pointing between Hillary and Huma is pretty clever.

If he ever does anything ~problematic~ the backlash and fan bloodbath will be the stuff legends are made of

Emma: What’s the plot of this again. She fucks a dog and a candle and a clock sing at her?

I really wish they had done more practical effects on the Beast’s face. Maybe it’s just these photos, but they look very uncanny valley/blatantly SFX-y.

If this means Carly Rae gets another royalty check, I’m here for it.

Yaaaas settling into this post.

Such a fantastic game. If you’re wondering why people were willing to give Silicon Knights an endless pass despite making nothing of note for most of the aughts*, play this game.

Yeah, I’m still low-key disappointed that they didn’t officially make it #0 in the Pokedex.

The more I see Patti LaBelle being interviewed, the more I’m convinced that Got 2B Real is not strictly fiction.

Yup, I feel confident in saying that they’re the type of people who didn’t give a shit about this man in his life, but are happy to prey on his assets like vultures now that he’s dead.

Jessica Biel playing herself circa 2007 in BoJack Horseman has given me endless respect for her. This only confirms that.

Nah. I’ve never seen a piece of performance art that couldn’t be mistaken for parody, so I’m fairly confident in writing off the entire medium as bullshit.

That man has an ass that could launch a thousand ships.

Halsey is a successful

Good, but not as good as that Halsey tweet.

Hoda is the reason that I breathe.

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Oof. I’m not at all superstitiousat all, but I would have saged the hell out of that place before moving in.

I love that the show actually acknowledged this. The whole time I was like “wait, she’s in her twenties and she’s being considered for partner at a major law firm? And she’s rich enough to afford a Manhattan condo? Nothing about her financial situation makes sense.” And then, it turned out, that was the point!