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Oof. I’m not at all superstitiousat all, but I would have saged the hell out of that place before moving in.

I love that the show actually acknowledged this. The whole time I was like “wait, she’s in her twenties and she’s being considered for partner at a major law firm? And she’s rich enough to afford a Manhattan condo? Nothing about her financial situation makes sense.” And then, it turned out, that was the point!

These are obviously Digimon

So we’re all ready to admit this guy’s solo career was half-baked at best and a total disaster at worst, right? He’s clearly had a ton of smoke blown up his ass about how his talents were being wasted on One Direction and how he could make it on his own, and he bought into his own hype. It just seems like he wanted to…

Fair, but there’s a marked difference between a 26 year old dating a 40 year old and and 18 year old dating a 40 year old. It’s not okay for an adult to hunt for hook-ups at a high school, which is literally what this guy did.

New York or Paris in the 1970s for sure. I’m not specifically nostalgic for that era, but I think it would be fascinating/a great time to navigate the debauchery and fearlessness of the pre-HIV Studio 54 scene.

I once knew a girl with the initials D.B., and she bought Dooney & Burke everything specifically because their bags inadvertently came pre-monogrammed for her.

1) It’s rooted in a time where there was literally no represention of LGBT characters in mainstream culture, so LGBT people who wanted to see themselves in the media they consume had to read in subtext and/or create works themselves.

Oh my god, that fucking wedding dress. It gets points for not being a crop top, but still.

DC/Warner have always been embarrassed by the fact that they make comics, paticularly when it comes to their non-Batman characters. Like, every few years we get “no one cares about Superman/Aquaman/the Flash anymore, it’s time for a whole new direction!” and then a few years after that we get “we’re going back to the…

Cool, but the people who need to be convinced aren’t the people who are looking to the New York Times for thought leadership.

Meanwhile, I have yet to beat any of the raids.

Personally, I’d prefer the peen of (newly woke bae) Chris Evans. He’s already been sniping at the RNC, so it wouldn’t be a huge stretch to get him for this:

At least this gives context as for why the hell Burke would agree to that Dr. Phil interview — dollars to donuts says the family heard through the grapevine what the conclusion to the CBS special would be, so they attempted to (poorly) get in front of it and control the message.

Man, I’m really excited to see what the Obamas get up to once they become private citizens again. If these past few months of no-fucks-given while still in office are any indication, it’ll be a fun ride.

For everyone who says this trailer gives away the whole plot,

And then the stage collapsed:

Someone better get Nicki to perform.