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My ‘would’ ranking for every man in this post is “yes”

I think it’s Diesel. The Rock’s post gives two hints: that this is a series-long issue (“this franchise gets my blood boiling”), and that The Rock’s character and the actor’s character don’t like each other (Dom and Hobbs have a pretty contentious friendship).

Azealia Banks is forever a trash person, but I will always appreciate how she gave us “Igloo Australia”.

Widowmaker excepted, I appreciate that all of the cheesecake-y alts are fairly tasteful. I’m a little miffed that none of the male alts approach that level of fanservice (c’mon Blizzard, it’s 2016), but I respect when a game can be sexy without being dumb or exploitative about it.

I can’t help but wonder if this is something that (for lack of a better word) normies playing Pokemon Go actually care about? Reddit is obviously ready to torch the Niantic offices right now, but my sister and her friends are still blissfully playing as if nothing has happened.

I would.

I am also a man without a functioning uterus, but my favorite description of what it’s like to get a period comes from Broad City:

At this point, The View is past the point of being able to die with dignity. It needs to be Old Yeller’d.

Someone on another site mined the data files, and Incense is most effective when you’re moving. I believe the spawn rate was 1 Pokemon every 5 minutes while static, and 1 Pokemon every 1 minute/200 meters when moving. So you shouldn’t treat it as a Lure substitute.

In fairness to her co-stars, Wiig and McKinnon don’t have Twitter, and McCarthy and Hemsworth don’t seem to be paticuarly active users. Paul Feig had multiple tweets of support, though.

It also means the person is using their personal Twitter and government Twitter from the same device. Someone’s getting fired.

Just want to say that Liev Schreiber could do literally anything he wanted to me.

Yes, because sometimes random zot generation gives us magic.

How the fuck is he 44 years old? The man is aging like a fine wine.

Weridly, Takei has said he’s disappointed by the move. Something about it being out of step with Roddenberry’s vision for the character.

A window A/C unit is one of those purchases that justifies itself within seconds of hitting the on switch. I run mine as late as October and as early as March. #ColdLyfe

The best part of this shitshow is how it’s totally shattered the woobified portrait of Tom Hiddleston that certain corners of fandom have bought into. He’s as thirsty and fame-hungry as the rest of them.

Skullgirls also gets a little less flak because of the character Beowulf, who like his female co-stars, is a pastiche of pinup art (in this case, muscleman/bara).

I’m a guy with dark blonde hair, but I’d never go lighter because it’s the calling card of every gay man going through a quarter-life crisis to dye their hair white-blonde or grey. But you wear it very well, Jia, so power to ya.