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I mean - this was posted to Muse after all.

I guess this is his Marky Mark transitioning into Mark Wahlberg moment. God bless these white boys who tire of acting black. Look at how Brooke Candy presents herself now. That bumbitch has gone from Shaquanda shopping at Rainbow to Becky with the Bad Grades in a heartbeat. So tired of these Mayo Igloos.

Agree, but he’s at least better than Beyonce. Biebs’ new album is actually pretty good. Got a reggae vibe. Not bad.

Am I the only weirdo who actually wants to serve on a jury? I’ve been summoned twice (once at 18 and again at 26) but never was chosen to serve. The last case I was a potential juror for was a murder case too.

Sometimes it’s a transgressive thrill to wear clothes that are actively unflattering. The idea we, as women, are supposed to want to look appealing under all circumstances is so ... just taken for granted. Especially if you’re usually read as conventionally attractive, it feels kind of amazing to go “fuck you, I’m

I dunno, given that the heat index is going to be somewhere between 105 and 110 tomorrow, I have to say that I really love the idea of a dress that just lightly sits on my shoulders and touches no other part of my body. Some of these are even kind of cute. I said it.

I would wear all of these. I have birthed two children and have not made time to exercise ok. STOP JUDGING ME!

joanna can we do this privately

Why are they doing this to her???????? Just because she is a black woman who is in Ghostbusters????? I don’t understand. Who are these people?????????? It scares me to think that I could know one of them and not know it.

Is it still gendered policing of women’s bodies if we demand that her plastic surgeon at least allow her face enough give to blink out an SOS in Morse code?

I think you’re right. How is it that she ended up running against two completely inept people? No real competition.

This actually makes me feel bad for Melania. No way she was actually aware of this. Donald probably gave her the speech in its entirety. And now we all get to literally compare her with Michelle, one of the best First Ladies in history.

I think she was more addressing American privileges, and that the BLM movement forget the American foreign policy and foreign influences of which she is critical ? I like her music, so I might be biased.

As a straight woman; I don’t want to think about him in any sex act

That’s because all other groups expect black (American) people to do the hard lifting for them. As soon as the term black lives matter came up, I've heard other communities of colour complaining that it's not inclusive. Well sweet thing, when was the last time the Chinese community stood up for the black community?

Lord, this is some nouveau riche bullshit. Regular people don’t need this and won’t buy something that’s just going to jam up the washing machine when you forget it’s on the towel.

I thought the same thing. I think it's just that it's not beige maybe? And it might even be a little more flattering than what she normally wears - not that it would take much for something to be a little more flattering than her normal clothes. I do not know why she insists on wearing stuff that looks awful on her.

I actually think it looks pretty neat, and the military huge jacket reminds me of the 90s so I'm in.

Is it weird that of all the Kim outfits, I’m like, eh this one kind of looks not that bad!