Starring Melissa Joan Hart. Would watch.

“Polite, but Deadly” Next on Lifetime

That’s what I’ve heard too but like I am pretty sure I got it from some iteration of Law & Order so I don’t know how true it is.

I tried to be mad at you for beating me to this comment, but then I watched the gif and we all win, together.

I find her completely unlistenable and she sounds like every other boring pop artist. Lots of people can carry a tune. Check out embarrassing youtube vids of annoying people singing terrible pop songs into their phones.

She does seem like a bore. As does Jay Z. The most animated I’ve seen him is Drake’s impression of him on SNL. Seriously.

I have this theory that her whole Queen Bey persona is covering up the fact that she is actually a very boring person. I mean she’s hung out with Goop a lot.

I guess that’s why she created Sasha Fierce. When she isn’t performing she becomes just another very boring human.

Nah, but but running around in a fake belly is batshit crazy.

OOOH! Like, with all the fierce flatware I never knew I was missing?! Till Beyonce™ showed me how beatless my table settings REALLY are...

I love Beyonce. She is wonderful. She did not give birth to Blue. The dress incident had me suspicious, but the car incident proved it for me.

How long until Bey unveils a carefully crafted lifestyle brand? I'm thinking early 2017.

So innovation, many wow

if you went to a restaurant and the waiter came to your table and raped you, would you not inform the restaurant at any point? if an uber driver is assaulting customers, it’s very responsible for the victims to share that information with the business.

To be clear; are people being raped and reporting it to the rapist’s place of employment? Do these numbers correlate to police reports or are woman calling uber and dropping it? I'm not criticizing, I'm confused.

Ah, my apologies, small correction: I haven't actually done my homework but I spoke with the dog, who confirmed he was probably going to eat it.

The let the perp know where her room is and accomodated a request to have a room next to her.

HE PLAYED THE VIDEO ON HIS PHONE FOR SEVERAL BUDDIES OVER DINNER. A local waiter complaining is what helped get the story in the news.

THE PRETEND YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND THING GALLS ME TO NO END.