Thanks for that! I came to say that I never understood the fasvination with her! Now I understand. Much prettier when she talks. Riveting how she simultaneously sounds lile a Stepford wife/Barbie doll and yet incredibly intelligent. Bizarre.

I got stopped at an airpoort once and I assure you, it was an interview. No different than a police interview. A room like out of the movies, scary people questioning me, not being able to leave....

Seriously. Human trafficking is everywhere, all day long.

I just don’t get what is creepy about this. I can fully understand how some people would find it sexy. She has a growing, living, breathing human inside her. That is the ultimate power and mostly women don’t get enough credit that they hold civilisation in their hands.

That is real grownup up life. People change and getting married isn’t going to stop them. My ex did a 180 as soon as I got pregnant.

I live in arguably the hottest hood in Berlin and yesterday a pop-up shop opened downstairs. Went in to check it out.....ARGHHHHHHHH.....literally everything was a copy of traditional Mexican textile arts. Except everything was priced well above 100€. I wanted to scream. Such a bloody scam and the storekeep was…

Well, I got some 2-3000€ dresses for free. Add a 800€ pair of shoes with good hair and makeup....I used to do it almost everyday for work, now I just love doing yoga pants 75% of the time, then 25% dress up.

I am not a pro at any of that. But having worked in luxury fashion for years, I guesd you could day I am talented for a layman. When I was young, I did it all the time. After two divorces, kids, lots of work drama, I don’t do the full monty hardly at all. Now it freaks me out how freaked out people are. I cannot stand…

I can’t remember why but that blind item was sooooo obviously him. The ni e thing is that Yolanda will be compensated very well for living with such an ass for 9 years. That’s like 25 years in non-LA lives!

I bet he is livid that his step-daughters are more famous than him. Sure, he’s a squadrillionare artist but that Gigi is tearing shit up. He never had rabid fans and paps like that. And everybody loves Yolanda, which would be hard for an asshole to live with.

Thank you. Whenever I bring that up, Americans think I am racist, but no one in Europe has a clue about it all.

Me, too!! What are these things you have (saw the acronyms below)? I have histamine intolerance, also gluten intolerance (but it does other things, not low BP and vertigo). Just moved to a big city and my new doctor is sending me to a researcher to test for mastocytis (sp?), salicylate intolerance, etc. I swear, there…

Kara, this piece and the other one on open bars are so incredibly well written. I laughed so much. Someday you will be famous. Go forth boldly!

I work with many millionaires and ugh when they tell me, “I am not really that rich....”. FUCK YOU. I can’t buy shoes for my kids when they need them. They haven’t had a birthday party in 3 years and it breaks their heart. Interestingly, the billionaires I worked with are much more sensitive.

Ok, but there are many women wearing burkas in Paris. It really isn’t unusual...

Sorry, but Starwood was the last corporation that ACTUALLY, TRULY rewarded loyalty. They are the absolute masters of customer service, while airlines hike prices up and up and provide less and less!!

I am almost 50 and finally figured out the great thing about freckles: they make you look young. In my 30s I wanted to burn them all off and the doctor said no, I will like them later. True! People take me for about 10 years younger.

I don’t give a fuck what it’s called, keeps my kids entertained for 30 min.

Well,who is doing most up the mass murders in the US???

White American men?