Kettlebells will not really help much. Go heavy with the barbell! As heavy as you can for 3-7 reps, then like 5-10 sets.

I would love to but literally 95% of my friends live in a variety of other countries. What to do??

Because they are at the entrance, the first parking spaces in the garage. Barely have to go into the garage.

Ok, I live in Germany and have never seen a pink one nor one that it bigger than usual. Honestly, I love having them.

Doesn’t Tinder make enough money to hire PR rather than have the executive bros do it themselves???

Been in a very similar situation for 3 years in a Euro country, now fed up and moving to the capital. Maybe I still won’t find the right guy, but at least I won’t have to deal with sexist hicks anymore. Just staright up good looking pigs. Ha.

SO THERE WITH YA, SISTA.

Ok, Madonna I definitely see (ahem, because not natural!). But Donna looks good, doesn’t she? Need to see Kelly.

So who were his patients? Really curious as to whether he really could do a “natural look”.

Yeah, no five point harness thing where I have lived either. But a good handful of other things to fight over. In Germany, sometimes the police do checks on a road leading to a school. Check each and every car to make sure each child not only has the appropriate seat, but is buckled up.

The thing that gets me about car seats is that every country does it so differently. I freaked out when I saw my cousins in one Nordic country put their babies in the car - how they did it was illegal where I live. And visa-versa: the way I was taught is illegal in their country. Wierd, huh?

WHERE IS MELANIA AND IVANKA ON ALL THIS?

But I am only crazy a couple days a month and Trump is crazy 365 days a year.

I live in a redneck town where, I swear, no one has pubes anymore. No one. Girls also have those sperm eyebrows and that wierd asymmetrical haircut that that gross mom with 8 kids had/has (the reality show, you know). So excited to move back to a major metropolis soon. Can’t stand living in a Twilight Zone.

Jay Z really did play it wrong. He should of really gone gung-ho on their collaboration, would have gotten him a new audience and brought a different dimension to his art. Think Vuitton and their collaborations with artists.

What shoes!?!?

But could she get venture capital funding, is what I really want to know....

I looked at that and thought, “oh man, those implants are going to seriously hurt while she is pregnant!”.

I feel like it depends on the age, generation, his last relationship....

Oops, get that