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For a second I thought that photo was of Tori Burch. And it didn't surprise me that her photo would accompany that headline.

Who can say no to a cupcake???? WHY say no to a cupcake?????

story of my life! On one hand people generally admire that I can talk to anyone because I get pretty much everyone. But at the same time, if I trally open up, they think I am nuts and all over the place. :-(

I think she is so beautiful and I would pay top dollar to find out who her dermatologist is and what treatments she does. And I love her scratchy voice and laidbackness. She's just always cracking up and cursing.

I am soon to be 47 and the only men that really chase me are 18 to 30. But man, am I sick of it. They are so beautiful but I just want a man that is divorced, with kids and systematically knows not to do anything my exes did. Dishes, vacuuming, drive me places, pay for food, anything to spoil my ass. Young guys just

Can't we make a movie like The Hangover but have it be about sorority girls doing awful things to asshole frat boys? It has to be funny so lots and lots and lots of people see it, but it has to take the total piss out of frats and bro-culture. Come up with some sound bites that will go viral cross-generationally, so

There with you. ;-)

So sweet, thank you. You made me giggle.

Oh wait, I just saw. Her great, great grandmother was Swedish. Man, they are really reaching here!

And just think how much photoshop goes into Vogue. And they end up with this???

Dang, where I work, we have a whole department dedicated to IT.

There are some serious deals going on for this boring mess of lukewarm porrige to be on the cover. I bet in a couple months, someone A list will be there.

I seriously think the stylist came up with this based on the whole Birkin/Gainsbourg clan. They all bore me. Sorry. Used to have brunch at the same place in Paris as Charlotte, for years. Few women are as blah as her. Talk about effortless. I make more effort putting my pyjamas on.

(shriek of laughter)

I would love to save but first I need to pay of two months back rent, two months back bills, etc. However the "pay yourself" first theory has worked out great for my ex-husband! He has really got a great thing going: pretend you don't have kids and you were never married to a woman who gave up her career to follow

Actually it is 15% here in Europe, and I politely disagree. I have extremely fair skin but grew up in very hot, sunny areas. Hence by the time I got to 38, I had serious skin damage, freckles and spots. I found a great dermatologist who recommended specific glycolic acid products and peels. I cannot do peel higher

And plastic surgery. Because even when I did 12 hours of sport a week, I still had cellulite.

I am sorry, are you directing this at me? There was a discussion about her parents apparently not accepting Wiz because he is black and there was confusion as to how she could be part black and her family wouldn't accept him. I was just throwing in that her mother might identify - or want to identify - with the

No, I agree with you. In high school I had a close friend whose mom was a Brazilian immigrant and her dad was white. Still, she wasn't light-skinned, for me it was clear she was "black" or "mixed". Didn't really care. But I will never forget when a high school counsellor called her white, he scoffed at her being

Her mom is from Cape Verde and her last name is Soares, typically Portugese. But her first name is Shauna, which is bizarre, that is a totally American name. People from Cape Verde often identify as Portugese, not African.