I thought we called it Takata Airbag

And to think, you could’ve had one of them all along for the cost of a V6 Mustang....

Finally, I can have a Mustang that’s a sleeper.

Dodge be like...

I can explain it easier:

VW TDI - because this is Monopoly and you know they are going to cheat anyway.

Man, with all the horses in this thread, we’re gonna need a Ranchero to round them all up.

Maybe they will have a Focus on Fiesta when Probing a Fusion of an Expedition to an Escape with an Escort.

The good news: The parked cars are now seasoned to perfection.

Alfas are unreliable, Alfas are unreliable, Alfas are unreliable, Alfas are unreliable, Alfas are unreliable, Alfas are unreliable. I fucking need it.

What did they expect? SUVs aren’t built for the track.

Yea, but it’s not brown. So CP.

Racial profiling at it’s worst.

A challenger appears!

This is the Most Fortunate Sequential Plate In This History Of Mankind

For when you need to take both your wife and your 19-year old mistress.

“Im gonna wear some lipstick and a dress to the dealership ‘cause I like to look pretty when I get fucked”. Im in tears.

This reminds me of the Great Bow Riots of 1977-78, when the giant bow industry announced the switch from Standard to Metric bows in a press release they buried in the back pages of the March 1977 issue of R&T next to the ads for novelty car horns.

Does it comes with sparkle plugs?