Steve Bannon is the deadly space virus.

Since this is a Dirtbag, may I present a Dirtbag Extraordinaire

Rocco Ritchie makes me laugh every time. He always seems pissed off that his mother is Madonna and yet he needs her bank account to supplement his totally untalented life.

He also will defend white women, but only if they’re being attacked by poc. A white man doing something to white women you get silence from him.

And fuck you TMZ.

Can we all organize and write to JK Rowling to stop supporting Johnny Depp?! He should not be featured in the HP universe! For those that don’t know he had an unadvertised cameo in Fantastic Beasts, which will likely last through the next 4 movies. I know I wouldn’t have seen the movie if I had known he was in it, and…

Im really stoked about the ACLU getting that funding. Good on Heard.

Fuck you depp.

The depressing thing is that every time I think that, I realize that then I hope Pence dies, but even then it only helps if Ryan dies too.

Or a debilitating stroke so he has to watch, helpless, not even able to tweet.

Yeah...the Russians weren’t killing Nazis because they disapproved of Jewish extermination...They were into killin Nazis because the Nazis invaded Russia.

I am the proud owner of volumes 1,2 & 3 of the Russian Criminal Tattoo Encyclopedia. Let me tell you, I had no idea of the levels of antisemitism running amok in Russia at that time until I opened up those books. I mean, really, really awful stuff.

Ask and ye shall receive.

I’m hoping for a trend where men in the industry just start wearing dicks all over their clothes. I won’t be happy until vividly colored dildos replace pocket squares on tuxes and suits.

It honestly looks like a dull pile of wank to me. I hate these films where rich white Americans with silky hair live in impossible places and are called things like Haimsley or Brock and have conversations like “oh i thought you were doing your masters at Stanford?”. Any film were people carry around 3 grand hand…

Dear God, Bobby, I didn’t know I loved you before today. I agree with every goddamned word.

These tropes are getting very tired and it just points to lazy writing. It would be much more compelling to find something to develop a woman’s character that doesn’t include rape/abortion/murder.

P.S. the album art for the soundtrack is the body of a woman who has just been raped and murdered