This is why Republicans always get into trouble when they try and cut budgets, simply because most of their base is dependent on government programs (especially Medicare and Social Security). So screaming about wasteful government elects them but once the rubes that voted them in realize they were talking about them…

I think you might need Tommy Jean(-Paul Sartre) surgery.

I AM ANGRY AND HAVE ACCESS TO A PUBLIC FORUM SO I GET TO SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE WITH NO CONSEQUENCE AND MAYBE SOME PEOPLE WILL BE UPSET WITH ME BUT THATS OK BECAUSE THATS KIND OF WHAT I WAS HOPING WOULD HAPPEN AND IM GOING TO KEEP REFRESHING THIS PAGE TO SEE IF PEOPLE ARE MAD AT ME FOR SAYING A MEAN THING ABOUT…

Oh my god, if Panda Express delivered I would be dead.

Hey, Meals on Wheels isn’t political, either. But, you know, it’s 2017, and evidently feeding the elderly poor just isn’t a good investment anymore and anybody who says differently or advocates basic human decency is just being ‘political’ anymore.

No. I said exactly what I wanted to say. And if I had wanted to say what you said, I would have used much better punctuation.

I hate Lebron, but he would take this guy’s lunch money. Weak ass take bro.

Why would you want someone to commit a possibly injury inducing foul? It seems to me you very much enjoyed the Piston style of shitass play. You’re a fucking idiot.

And basketball players could just lay it up instead of dunking. And America could have just virtually exterminated Native Americans without treaties instead of adding the treaties. I could just cry myself to sleep on the toilet instead of also masturbating.

maybe you should sell your car and house to pay for those people first before judging a 70 year old man with a car collection. How about that?

He’ll be helping several when he hires them to restore his collection. Oh no, you want him to just give his money away. His money doesn’t disappear if he spends it on himself; it goes to others. Isn’t that all you’re asking for?

Beast a la Mode.

Seahawk fans are mildly excited at the prospect of FEAST MODE!

He’s right on the nose with his criticism of their picks. The selection committee really had to dig around to find reasons not to include the ‘Cuse. Boo, grr, and other such frustrated noises.

I choose to believe the committee left Syracuse out because Boeheim is a tremendous asshole, even by the NCAA’s standards.

I generally get pissed off when people complain about posts for which they have no interest...just don’t click on them, but holy fuck the e-sports stuff was just too much.

The best Ryan Dempster story is when he stayed at Fenway pitching batting practice to fans until 3 am after the Sox won the World Series in ‘13

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

Texans: What would it take for you guys to be interested in a quarterback that’s a bust?