“These people have awful names.”

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Forget racism; the logic behind that paragraph is so frighteningly dumb that this man should not be a paid writer.

My wife and I wake up every morning in hopes of finding the pee-pee tapes splashed across the internet.

Really makes my dad’s favorite way to threaten me, “I’ll hit you so hard your great grandkids will feel it,” seem way more fucked up.

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Christ who actually pays for their splash mountain picture?

I don’t think they are helped at all or given any time.

Well, since this is a hotly contested issue in many parts of the country, and she might be in a better position to sway people who on the fence about it, I’d imagine a lot of people who care about women having access to reproductive rights give a shit about this.

As the wife of a Republican politician, she always played coy regarding her opinions and beliefs. As soon as W. left the White House, she opened up and clearly stated her support for abortion rights and same-sex marriage.

I know this isn’t a very extreme case of it, but I honestly live for women who grow up and say ‘fuck you’ to their fathers’ restrictive view points.

Imagine fucking up at your job to do x and them telling your bosses it’s their fault for hiring you, because you never did x.

They didn’t seem to have an issue walking the red carpet, they didn’t seem to have an issue when they’re brought up on stage during the awards show which has been a tradition that happens regularly although not this particular year so why are they there if they can’t do the two things they’re expected to do? They…

It is the responsibility of the person who accepts the responsibility to fulfill that responsibility. It is also their responsibility to turn down any job offer that requires them to do anything they are not willing and prepared to do. When you accept a job, you accept all the responsibilities of that job. That’s how…

That is the dumbest fucking comparison I can imagine. If they weren’t up to the job... they shouldn’t have taken the damn job. You should raise your standards for professional adults who understand what’s being asked of them and are being paid to do a set list of things.

They both had a job to do and neither did it.

Btw, if you actually read the piece, you’ll learn the problem wasn’t that she didn’t rush to the stage “quickly enough” but that she didn’t try to rush to the stage at all.

EXACTLY

Shoutout to Gary Natoli who did not hold back throwing these two under the bus. Though it’s totally their fault.

The fact that Blake Lively is more successful than her is the most Serena van der Woodson thing to ever happen