On the outside we’re different, but, like, we all pee yellow, man. Well, except Erik, but he has porphyria, so he doesn’t count.

I think it’s disgusting that Jeff Sessions wants to keep these two lesbians from consecrating their love in holy matrimony.

Back in my day glue was for 3 things. Stickin, eatin, and coverin your hand in it and peelin it back like you a snake losin yur skin, becomin a fresh snake and slitherin on the ground all serpent like.

After getting blue-balled by that flaccid trade deadline, NBA fans desperately needed a hot beef injection and this one really delivered a huge load.

A 5-second violation is for in-bounding the ball and the ball was in-bounded. Next time understand the rules before you try to put blame on the refs/commissioner.

you mean to tell me that if attention had actually be paid to velcro r&d in the past 25 years, we wouldn’t have a velcro system as-good-if-not-better than some bits of string cunningly slotted into holes? if people weren’t so hung up on what looks normal and had a little intellectual curiosity and imagination, we…

Spencer was also asked last week to leave a Libertarian students’ conference, because nobody wants him at their party.

What the entire fuck did I just watch???? That is a child he is manhandling over nothing!! And then he pulls his gun put because people are rightfully trying to get him off the kid?? And shoots it?????? I’m fucking livid! Administrative leave my ass he should be in jail!

He’s not your friend, Buddy.

When he starts a band.

The fuck did Syracuse do?

“The Pile of Deuces”?

The only reason non-union employers have similar wages and benefits to union employers is because they have to in order to draw the labor. That’s one of the side perks of unions: They keep other employers honest, too.

Fine. Whatevs. I sincerely don’t care. He’s going to grow up to be the same kind of shit as his dad and all his siblings anyway. His worst “suffering” is going to be not having the private school of his choice and maybe not having friends. Millions of kids would kill for that life. Sorry, I spent all shits caring…

Not to mention- where were these people defending Baron when Chelsea was called the white house dog by Rush Limbaugh? Did he lose his show like that SNL writer lost hers? Where were these people when they called Sasha and Malia affirmative action takers and monkeys and wished cancer upon them?

I’m a bad person for what? Hoping that maybe Trump has to see his kid go through a fraction of the kind of suffering he’s inflicting on other kids? I’ll take it. Yeah, I really don’t have enough shits to give about Baron, sorry.

This is why I will never feel bad about anyone making fun of Baron Trump, and I hope no school in DC takes him and all the kids around him hate him. Until Trump cares about other people’s kids, I won’t give two shits about his.

Wait and see! Wait and see! I’m sure he’s just pulling us backward for so we can all get a good run-up at equality!

We’re going to have to let you go, Norm.

Oh no, do these types of rules apply to commenters? Asking for a friend.