A vas one at that

So you’re saying they just have a deferens of opinion?

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

I was hesitant to take this out of the greys, but damn, man, this take is scorching hot and just keeps getting hotter.

I knew driver training in Germany was really, really good.

That chicken must be worn out from all the fucking you have done to it. Trump has more ties to Saudi Arabia that Clinton. Hence why the “good muslims” from there are allowed in.

Good article. Even the most obtuse Trump supporter should be able to rationalize that Russia didn’t seek to influence this election in order to ensure that the strongest candidate won. They wanted (and got) the naive, exploitable guy.

It’s true! If people can afford to eat and pay the rent, what could possibly motivate them to achieve more?

You know what’s going to happen when you raise wages though? A couple of unintended consequences:

UMMMM EXCUSE ME BUT SURELY THE EDUCATION THEY GAIN IN THE D-LEAGUE IS EXTREMELY VALUABLE

I hope somebody is there to remind the burglars of the mess they left when they went away.

And boy are their arms tired...

This is so deliciously good.

forcibly turned away by protesters Friday when she attempted to enter a DC middle school

Good. Now bring us a half-decent take on the Little House series, chop chop.

no one’s excusing them. it says they came across homophobic and that their statement seemed obligatory

This is what happens when your only two categories are “violent Islamic extremist terrorist” and “perfectly swell white guy”

Bannon’s a lost cause. There’s superficial beauty, and then there’s ugly that comes from deep in the marrow, in the soul. Ain’t no fixin’ that.

Trump is reported to care excessively about the appearance of his staffers.