Way to cherry pick that quote, assholes.
Buffer goes on to clarify, “But also with breasts...but with nipples, which Chuck also has/had. I mean, I guess they’re still there. But also with cornrows and without the goatee. Also, they have different taste in movies, but that wasn’t a big part of their fight plans,…

I thought that his offseason training regimen was throwing rocks at pirates.

“See this is why can’t let women around Italians.” - better advice

Omg I’m watching this. Why? Totally outing myself, but who cares? My cousin’s boyfriend is IN IT. He is in this lifetime biopic. I always wondered who was in these things. Now I know. People’s cousin’s boyfriends.

A guy named Mike who wants to “nuke the gays” will temporarily fill in while the head man is out of commission. Thank goodness this is only football and not any sort of consequential situation.

Worse still, what if all the rich and talented people withdrew from society to punish us for not appreciating them sufficiently? What kind of world would that be? Not one I’d want to live in. Better not risk it.

And if you give a lot of poor people the opportunity to earn more money, increasing their demand for goods and services, then rich corporations will take their business elsewhere.

Yeah, but if you tax rich people at high rates, nobody will want to work hard to become rich or start businesses or create or invent. This is precisely why there were no rich people, businesses, or innovation back when the marginal tax rate was much higher for the wealthy.

Always highlight truthers.

We call them hoagies in Philadelphia. Not heroes.

I only mention it because sometimes there’s a man... I won’t say a hero, ‘cause, what’s a hero? But sometimes, there’s a man.

Don’t ruin ice cream for me.

No, he’s on the Knicks.

I can’t imagine Melania has any intention of fulfilling the duties— or even an idea what they are — of being First Lady.

“...Melania is extremely close to Baron,” the source told the Post, “and they have become closer during the campaign...”

I always used to assume it was heavy-handed cosmetic procedures. Lately, I’ve started to wonder if she really needs her vision corrected, but won’t, for obvious reasons.

she was wed off to a tangerine Demogorgon to settle the debt of her parents, who stole magic beans from Donald Trump’s enchanted vegetable garden when she was only one year old.

Just a reminder...

Well, you do have to forgive him for wanting to watch all that Baseball and Basketball. I mean, the Knicks, the Mets...he just likes hanging out with other folk that haven’t done anything worthwhile since 1973.

I’ve never seen The Sopranos, or Mad Men. I’m out every night and when I come home, I watch the end of the baseball or basketball game, and there’s Charlie Rose and I go to sleep.