Native Oregonian here. Lived here my entire life. A few things to clarify:

Same truck:

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

I’m pretty sure that reply was someone fucking with them.

not a raptor, but is a Dodge and a Ford

What? You expect these autonomous car jokes to just write themselves?

Stupid never sleeps.

He should’ve turned off the wipers..

Over the past year, the Gambler 500 idea really caught on. There are events in may regions of the US. If there isn’t a local one, it is encouraged to form one.

Ouch, that impact probably knocked his monocle out.

Deflector dish maglock controls from First Contact.

Trump is the gift that never stops giving.

Let’s not throw stones. Who among us hasn’t overcooked it in that exact tunnel multiple times?

For those who can’t view the video at work (or wherever)...

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.

Also: he talks about Fredrick Fucking Douglass the way you would talk about the teenaged manager at the Quik-E-Mart. “Oh yea, Jonathan is doing an amazing job. Really great. Always makes sure the Slurpee machine gets refilled. Really excellent.”

Plenty of Jalops will buy the 2018 Stinger - in 2026.

Why Buy A New BMW X3, When You Can Get A Sexy Ferrari 355 F1 Serviced?

Amazing. Please post an update.