He’s so cute! He looks like he is thinking about crying and then thinks ‘nah..no big deal’

I can't wait until the moment when the family member in question realises not only is the ribbon not the same colour as the groom's suit - I'm tying it with twine. Twine-colour isn't even part of my colour scheme! hahahaha

I find this to be a big problem for so many people! I'm not vegetarian but I don't like a lot of meats so I don't eat a lot and when I'm feeding myself tend to unintentionally eat vegetarian meals. But when I cook for other people there seems to be a sense of outrage that I dare cook them a meal without meat in it.…

One of the ones I got recently was 'You have to tie your bouquet up with the same colour ribbon as the groom's suit'

At my old gym, the hot tub was at one end of the pool, so the pool could be viewed easily by anyone in the hot tub. I paid extra to join that gym in particular because I wanted access to the pool. The problem was that most times I went there were a couple of groups of guys that would just get settled down into the hot…

At my old gym I was doing my hair and make-up in the mirror and a fully naked woman was using the bench behind me. That’s not bothersome to me at all, but she stood with one foot on the bench talking on her phone and looking straight into the same mirror I was using - so really she was quite exposed and immediately in…

I just find her too wonderfully bonkers to hate!

7 limes and 1 tomato? What is she cooking??

I know someone who's bridesmaid dresses were red, and one of her bridesmaids was considering dying her hair blue just before the wedding. I think the bride had a right to be upset that her friends hair was going to clash with the dresses - after all the careful planning and attention to detail, I don't think that's…

As someone with a bridal party I have come to realise you I need to give much more specific instructions than I thought. I said they could all wear choose their own shoes as I couldn't afford those as well as the dresses. I said I don't mind heels or flats, and they can be grey, silver or nude, but could they just…

Not my wedding, but my cousin was heavily pregnant at hers (maybe 8 months??) and showing a lot. She had a lovely dress that was done up with buttons all down the back but it was so tight that in the car between the ceremony and the reception she sneezed and popped all the buttons off the dress...fortunately her…

It's so hard to keep a balance between pleasing other people and actually getting to enjoy it yourself. And I totally understand the worry about regret, I keep trying to tell myself a little detail doesn't matter and to let it go, and then I worry that I will always feel like I will regret not doing a better job of it…

That is amazing! I had never thought of that - if you have a lot of guests, having to say goodbye to them all night could really kill the party. I swear, at all future weddings I am going to be a model guest after my wedding, because now I know.

I'm glad you said this - I went to be last night comforting myself that its almost over. It's been fun, but I've had enough now! I'm glad to see that someone actually does feel relieved after.

I'm stealing your motto! Hopefully I won't get drunk and scream it in the faces of difficult guests!

I'm really glad you included the bit about not blaming the bride. I am nearing the final stages before the wedding now, but I think I was suffering some sort of pre-wedding depression a few months ago. Certainly I was showing a lot of classical signs of depression and for me my depressed thoughts were entirely about…

Suffering a terrible period break-out at the moment and trying not to cry because her skin is amazing and my face hurts!

I love the 'NSFW' warning in the first complaint. Investigating the material is literally their work.

And as alluded to in the article, even if they were would that help? When I was a teenager I was very thin, and while I was aware that being thin was usually considered a good thing, it meant I had next to no boobs, and that was always what I focused on. So anyone saying thin girls are attractive wouldn't make me feel…

Do teenage boys know what they find attractive? When I was teenager I knew WHO I found attractive, but I'm not sure it was until my early 20s that I possessed enough self awareness to really evaluate which characteristics in men I find attractive. If you asked me when I was a teenager I probably would have said 'tall,…