If the bike is (was) at all decent, in my experience shops will throw you some store credit for it so they can strip the gear from the frame and reuse it.  E.g., I got a $75 store credit at a local bike shop for a Rockhopper with a bent frame that I found abandoned on the street one night.  Hardly a fortune, but…

First, it doesn’t ‘hose’ anyone. It’s called ‘paying your fair share’. You pay more because you have more. Don’t want to pay more? Give it all away! Or, work for less. Problem solved.

Uh, why use a snow blower when you can have the wind do the same thing as you’re driving? You get to blind everyone else on the road while being super lazy! Win-win.

A disappointing lack of sexy Gritty costumes.

ummmm.....

This is some shit we would pull in high school.

Jones is kind of like the liberal version of Megyn Kelly: parlayed a gig in political partisan news/punditry into a career of star-fuckery.

I find that the vibrations of the table saw makes the beer flat. So I’ve switched to whisky as the shop beverage.

Well, considering he’s supposed to be relatable to Philly Flyers fans....



(Don’t hate me Philly, I’m a local! :P)

Some people think that Gritty came from a disturbed mind. Not at all - it was from someone who downloaded an app to be able to listen to WIP from anywhere in the country.

his dad is a huge deal in Delaware, but he is a bigger deal

THE Mascot Train.

What mascot train? 

One comment...does anybody read these? I only clicked because of Gritty. If you ignore a Gritty article, then he will come to your house while you sleep.

Sounds like someone is bitter that they missed the mascot train. 

So, main takeaway is do the opposite of what he does unless you want to design an eyesore like that. Got it. 

I love me some Gritty but his record in home openers leaves me to wonder. 

The HOG commercials and the old school Record Archive (another place worth visiting) commercials were classics.

Oh my god, I must have accidentally deleted Kodak during an edit. Which seems sadly appropriate. Still, I’m facepalming.

Strong Museum of Play, including the Toy Hall of Fame. Whether you have kids or not, it’s a lot of fun. Might as well stop at the LEGO store in Eastview Mall. Dinosaur BBQ is great, so is Spot for coffee.