You know the drill.

That sounds more like an Atlantic City idea.

How we got to this point:

It’s a 0.8 mile ride in a car with 14 other people. Who would have sex in--oh, Vegas.

Boring company just looks like a quick cash grab at this point, complete vaporware in pursuit of startup-funding contract vehicles. Musk has learned well from his experiences with space travel how to manipulate the government in bids, and Boring company is basically a beltway bandit company in pursuit of that big…

It'll actually be kind of exciting when it causes the monorail to collapse with a bunch of people on board. 

OK fine. But if he donated 4.5% to charity, would you then say he’s donated enough. Because if “$2 billion” is given the “only” tag, I feel like $5.1 billion would receive the same treatment. 

This, exactly.

Republicans make up the Republican Party. Democrats make up the Democratic Party. So I think it’s pretty understandable why some people would mistakenly call it the “Democrat” Party.

$400 million ain’t enough?

Why should the government be the one to tell you how much money you’re allowed to make? I don’t expect to be a billionaire some day or anything but I like the idea of freedom and that idea is directly contrary to that. Billionaires existing do not make your life worse off, they are just easy scapegoats.

Neutral: I don’t like the idea of an internet-connected car for the same reasons I don’t like the Internet of Things - beyond giving attackers more surface targets into other systems, it’s just another piece of tech that will fall out of support and lose features long before its useful life is over.

“Jeff Bezos pays $400,000,000 in taxes”

Oh no. How dare he only pay 400 million in taxes. D:

Yes he should be more charitable... But I think it’s unfair to look at $2 billion in donations and then criticize it based on the percentage of his networth. $2 billion goes a pretty long fucking way.

Can digital photo frames display gifs? Because if they can, I am buying one, hanging it on my wall, and displaying nothing but this creepy as raccoon 24/7/365.

Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?

This is a touch disappointing as the article is actually way less creepy than a title of “Japan Approves Scientist’s Plan to Create World’s First Humanimals” should.

Same thing happened to me when I was mowing the lawn this weekend. Only instead of trying to struggle through it, I laid down on the grass and cried while my dog ate my puke.

At least he withdrew before getting to deuce.