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Someone I know who gets lash extensions got sooo offended when I called them false lashes. She informed me that it was exactly the same as getting a kidney transplant, they were a part of her.

From my days of religiously watching RHONY I seem to recall that Ramona had only one expression: the startled bat thing, whereby she widens her eyes as if she’s feeling sleepy and/or drunk on Pinot and trying to appear wide awake. Examples:

There’s a very real chance that my mother is homeless. There is a 0% chance I would ever let her live with me. I will never put myself in harm’s way for her again. You can’t take the guilt, sometimes you just have to decide that she’s an adult and needs to be able to take care of herself.

Ok, so, my mother is undiagnosed, but I’m 99% sure she’s paranoid schizophrenic (delusions of grandeur, extreme paranoia, auditory hallucinations, general abusiveness); and I was just venting to a friend about my horrible step-mother, and he suggested that she sounded borderline. I don’t know what I’d do without my

Uh oh. I accidentally saw an email last night that my cat sent to this photgrapher setting up a special photography session with his wonderful owner NEXT WEEK.

I’m so sorry this happened to you.

Having suffered years of sexual abuse from my own father and being too afraid to tell anyone, the fact that this young woman had the strength to tell a trusted adult speaks VOLUMES about her. I wish I could hug her and tell her how brave she is.

He’s proud, perhaps for the first time ever. I’ll allow it. The real one who lacks class is his ex, who apparently shamed him.

This would be deliciously funny if an innocent kid hadn’t been scarred for life. Fuuuck. Guessing the authorities chalk this up to an accident as per usual.

The cop told the friend about the knife and said he was getting it framed to put on his wall.

The students’ online petition says: “Leigh Anne Arthur is the victim of a blatant attack of her privacy. Personal photographs were illegally obtained by a student and were sent to other students in the school (Union County High). After being escorted off of school property, we (the students) are left to believe that

So what happens to the 16 year old who was distributing pornography?

I also miss her as LuAnne. She was so good at playing such a simple, sweet character.

She had the presence that you couldn’t look away from. Not glamour, but captivatingly cute (and often, gorgeous)

I’ve seen her in my dreams. She was my teenage celebrity crush. I still haven't moved on.

Growing up, my mom taught me to use Johnson’s Baby Powder after every bath or shower, especially on the inner thighs and between the legs. I stopped doing it some years ago, but I’m not loving this news story. :(

She bragged the other day about knowing more than I think she knows about sex. And I was like oh yeah? And she said yeah I know everything. I ride a bus, mom. So I asked her about anal beads.