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MY EMOTIONS!

The Las Vegas ensemble she wore for the Las Vegas wedding (of course) was even better....

Backpfeifengesicht (German): A face badly in need of a fist.

Oh, thank goodness. That was horrifying.

...and one kid to do the dishes

‘Whoa, where did that come from, what’s that about,’

None of them should be on TV anymore.

Early 90s Barbie, you say? This shit was my JAM:

She’s beautiful, smart, and empathetic. Somebody needs to give her a better job than this embarrassing shit.

Wait, are people actually implying she’s the abnormal one because she’d rather be at home with her family than hanging out with a bunch of idiotic bitches who gossip and pick fights with each other for a living?

Is it really so hard to figure out why she doesn’t like to hang out with women when these are the women? I mean, if she couldn’t manage brunch with me and my group of chill girls, I’d think that was weird, but I’d literally rather die than be stuck on the boat with the people she’s stuck with. I’d be overboard and swim

Not really, and at least as condescending. That is her life. I don’t know why so damned many people act like homebodies are incomprehensible or something, we’ve been a part of human society for fucking ever.

Wait...I’m at work so I can’t click on the video. Is she saying that she’s post-menopausal but is still having vaginal bleeding? Cuz that’s NOT normal and could actually be the sign of a serious medical issue.

I mean, I’m sure they COULD do surrogacy or adoption, but “we might get a surrogate in a couple years if we still want another kid, right now our baby is literally a week old, give us some damn time,” isn’t clickbaity enough.

I read up this morning on the condition she got with both babies. Holy shit, that’s scary! Regardless of who she is, getting that is a frightening prospect. ‘Ye, get to getting with the snippin’.

I think the idea is that, if she’d had easier access earlier on, she wouldn’t have resorted to such desperate measures.

I wonder if I will ever get that extremely relieved moment that a relationship ended like Liam Hemsworth is probably having right now.

Agreed! Adults in baby costumes, adults with kid voices in commercials, or vice versa, those messed up Halloween store adult baby Halloween costumes. I find it all so creepy and unsettling. Adult babies make me want to jump out the window.

I hate baby talk; my mom will insert infantalized versions of common words and it drives me up the fucking wall.

I hate, HATE, adults in baby costumes, I don’t care what statement she’s trying to make. I still have nightmares about that cold medication commercial that featured a man with a fucking baby head.