Never trust anyone with overly manicured facial hair. Beard, simple mustache, or smooth are the only real options.

Seriously. The best outcome would have been one more person making it so they had to do two nights of 5 and 6 people. Thought neither Gabbard or Steyer would have been good picks for it.

She compared the Iran deal to the Munich Pact. She’s not as anti-war as she’d now like people to believe.

You’d think the profit margin on the trade surplus would help with this revisionist nervous energy. I get trying this no more mister nice guy routine but the cargo cult around this unfortunate conflict of evidence exposes a credibility problem which is bad for business and will lead to a dramatic exit. I’m a…

I think the important thing is that if you want to pause the statute of limitations you need to get a ruling saying that you can’t prosecute the President. Right now it’s just an OLC opinion and scholarly texts, neither of which have any force of law.

On the one hand, I’m all for anyone standing up to Trump in whatever petty way they can. On the other, I just heard her cover of “American Girl” and it made me want to murder the concept of music. This is much closer than it should be.

I fully believe that he wanted to strip it of assets but at this point one of the most valuable has to have been a place in the league, and I can’t imagine the players are still bound by their contracts. The only thing left is the ground, and if he could buy it for a dollar I can’t imagine the debts on it not vastly…

I get that he has no skin in the game, but by refusing to sell when the team was actually in the league he’s also making sure he has no upside.

I'm more confused what this guy's plan was. If he doesn't care about the team, why refuse to sell it for a profit? What's he betting on, that it'll be worth more trying to get into the very bottom of the pyramid? 

Actually, I was thinking  more of hockey fans, who really seem to hate the idea of new people enjoying the game.

But are you guys openly hostile to new people trying to enjoy the sport? 

We would not have properly been able to appreciate the wisdom of ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER if not for the capslock key. It stays.

Actually from Marysville it’d be the Great White East.

It was back in 2015. If you seriously want to hate someone more than you thought possible, take a look at it. He literally thinks that the others on the trip weren’t quite pretentious enough, and thinks it noteworthy that they treated the staff like humans.

The NYT once paid for Brooks to take a $120,000 round the world vacation so he could write about how the people on it were rich, but not “Rich” and still essentially peasants without the ability to really appreciate things.

As far as I can tell, that single ludicrous number is about what the opinion columnists actually make.

As they say on Jalopnik, “I know what I got”.

Out of all of this, my favorite part is your salary range being a single number.

Any minute now...