Philly fans will never be the worst in a world where Patriots fans still exist.

Yes, that’s how you are supposed to be using OneBlade.

Yes, that’s how you are supposed to be using OneBlade.

but it’s not clear why the QB, after already dealing with press conference controversies, would completely abandon the podium over that inquiry.

He’s a Madison guy? What are the odds that he is the owner in question? Would be too beautiful and perfect for this world.

BINGO. Everything I’ve seen this morning keeps saying ‘What’s wrong with Zeke? What’s wrong with the Cowboys?’. And outside of the Denver Post (natch), hardly anything says ‘holy shit, did you see that Denver defense?’

Yeah man, fuck the garbage ass Marlins with their 46-53 record.

Holy shit it’s the girl from the AT&T ads

Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.

Have you seen Yasiel Puig play?

I want all the players on one team to use each other’s names on their jersey just to confuse players and announcers.

One of these days I want a hit batter to just calmly take his base, let the situation cool down, and then blindside rush the pitcher from the first base.

More raisist than sexist but whatever.

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

Its a 2009-2013 Suzuki Grand Vitara dash

This just proves that is the worst possible response.

I wonder how much credit Federer’s newest coach Ivan Ljubicic deserves for the improvement in his backhand. Here’s Ljubicic himself countering a high-bouncing Nadal forehand with a one-handed backhand winner:

...the evil sheriff in Quentin Tarantino’s The Hateful Eight

How did you fuck up a Back to the Future 88mph reference?

Maybe they’re looking for something more grounded to the ground?

They have this new feature on Deadspin which allows you to scroll down and not have to click every article if you are not satisfied with the topic. You should check it out.