What I don’t like about cameras is your field of view is fixed. No matter where you put your head, you’ll get the same image. With a mirror, you can greatly expand your field of view just by moving your head in one direction or the other, no more blindspots.

That moment when your brain can’t decide if it should be angry or impressed.

Giants over Patriots to ruin their perfect season.

I wonder how much he’ll actually play for the Rockies this season. Trevor Story is one of the best uh....narratives in the league, and I’d doubt they want to take him out of the lineup to bring in an aging domestic abuser. I have to think the Rockies are gonna do all they can to find some sap to accept a trade for him.

Ah, a classic suit from the firm of Dew, Yor & Jawb.

Uh, yeah. I’ll install my games to Google Drive from now on.

The typo. It is always the typo.

You realize he’s quoting a movie, right? I mean, Harbaugh’s definitely still crazy in general, but in this case he’s just quoting a conspiracy theorist in “Shooter”.

I’ve been beating this drum for a while. Seahawks fans are gunning for Pats fans as the most insufferable in the league.

This is Russell Wilson’s comment

Alfas produce so much cool it condenses into liquid. You just witnessed the car unloading extra cool.

Revised rooting order:

Jim Tomsula getting the Giants job would be the “best” thing in the world.

Looks like ass, in this image. His skin is on his face and the ragdoll effect hasn’t backfired causing his teammate to fly into the stratosphere. Way to not stick to the source material, Hollywood.

Counterpoint: They are dildofaces.

“Okay in this photo I want you to look like your paralyzed. Imagine Giselle just picked you up out of your wheelchair and set you on the couch before readjusting you... but in like a sexy way.”

Let me then say that using Greg Hardy as the other end of the spectrum was just foolish

There has to be someone affiliated with Deadspin that can pull off the mannerisms and affectations of an adolescent attendee.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with telling Seahawks fans to suck it.