All of this....and basically anything Shane Black writes. He is the gold standard of witty banter that so many others try to emulate...including everyone's beloved Whedon.

I could probably look this up, but does anyone know if South Africa has the degrees of murder like the US has? I can see why it would be hard to classify this as 1st degree murder given the lack of evidence regarding premeditation, but does South Africa have a Murder 2? I suppose not, if they're going straight to…

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I'm pretty sure that's a Lambo, dude.

that's not actually his arm, it's part of the support system that's holding him up.

I don't believe you.

There was an immediate call by House republicans to pull all funding for Boys & Girls Clubs.

Not quite right. It's "In the beginning, there was #000000. Then God said 'Let there be #ffffff'".

You may want to check your math on that. Ozone is O3. Atomic oxygen would be plain ol' O, or free radical oxygen. (boy I hope I'm right on this, otherwise... foot meet mouth)

To me it looks like a direct response to Seattle's style of pass defense last year. Seattle said "we're going to hit them on every play and see if you're going to call us out on it." NFL said, "we're going to call you out on it."

Oh come on, it's Ebola, not snow. Y'all will be fine.

Not so much a term as a symbol...the floppy disc save icon! It's everywhere, and everyone knows what it means- SAVE. But some young people probably would have a hard time telling you what it actually IS. So weird.

Except that it is her profession and she is not ashamed of it at all. Why should we instill that shame on her by saying "Oh we won't mention what you do for a living." If she were a doctor, lawyer, etc. would you say something like that? Do you recognize that telling people they should omit that is basically an…

OF COURSE YOU CAN'T CHANGE A FUCKING DIAPER IN THE MIDDLE OF A RESTAURANT.

Waiting for the Raiders WYTS and the response from the fans is like waiting for presents on x-mas morning.

Jesus, can they just fuck and get it over with?

I just made my morning coffee using all the heat generated from this scorching hot take.

Pray Price is human scum!

"Good for her" is not where I would go with this.