Anyone who uses “proceeded to [verb]” instead of just “[verb]ed” is an ass.

They’re missing an opportunity. This is the perfect color for a test mule, since you literally can’t tell anything about what it looks like, but don’t have to add any cladding to disguise it.

Also, buy black ones. So much more attractive and they don’t show every little thing. Plus, I feel like the black enamel paint keeps stuff from sticking better.

I officiated a wedding and told people to put their phones away before the bride walked, so Aunt Something-Or-Other busted out a Coolpix digital camera from the early 2000s and fired away with that, flash and all.

I have the blue (not two-tone) one and I love it. I’ve seen a few around in white and gray and I judge them.

In Colorado it’s been raining every other afternoon, and every rain storm brings down a thick layer of pollen, so my car is continuously dusted in yellow. “Summer weather” doesn’t mean the car stays clean.

With fingerprint unlocking, that barrier goes mostly away. I can pull my phone out of my pocket while touching the sensor and it’s open to the most recent app (shopping list, in this case) by the time I get my eyes on it.

I ride a lot of winding mountain roads and will occasionally occupy the whole lane even when I don’t need it, simply to keep cars from passing on blind corners (example attached).

Counterpoint: I didn’t know these were shipping protectors and they look really fucking good on a black Challenger.

I bought a few Peak Velocity shirts a while ago and would highly recommend them. Just as good as my UA/Nike/Reebok stuff.

I bought a few Peak Velocity shirts a while ago and would highly recommend them. Just as good as my UA/Nike/Reebok…

If it’s [cheap beer you like to judge others for drinking], what’s the difference AMIRITE?

Where the fuck do all these Dothraki keep coming from?

What baffles me is why they had to send the scouts home for this. No one was going to snake this pick, guys.

Three young people were cut down by a freak accident while pursuing their passion, but at least you found a way to feel superior to them.

I thought the whole point of the infield fly rule was so that the defense couldn’t pull shit like this.

Watching Avs games is just waiting for Nathan Mackinnon to flip that switch where suddenly he’s 30% faster than anyone else on the ice.

Their save percentage is almost identical (Grubauer with 93.3 vs Smith with 93.1) but Smith has seen 40 more shots in this series. Based on that, it’s not the goalies making the difference.

I thought celebrating a home run was the dumbest reason to retaliate against a guy, but then I read the phrase “he said a bad word.”

You could go around the mountains on I-80 through Wyoming, but it adds 400 miles and that might be just as bad.

Do you mean the Eisenhower Tunnel? Lincoln Tunnel is in NYC.