Among other things, a balk occurs when a pitcher:

Even crazier: so far, he has ONLY hit homers. He’s had 14 ABs so far, 4 HR, 16 total bases. No singles, no doubles, no triples, no walks. Kid swings for the fences on every damn pitch.

There are 23 ways for a player to get to first base. TWENTY-THREE. I asked my friend who pitched all through college to name them, and he came up with ten.

My favorite: if there is a runner on first base when the game is suspended. If this runner then gets traded prior to the makeup, a new player is allowed to take his…

Riley Curry is 3, that’s a different weight class.

“Hey look! Some people are talking about a thing! I should go over there and tell them that I don’t like that thing.”

Unless he abducted a child, Fusion guy was overreacting.

Chip’s just upset that people were actually watching when a rookie shortstop went yard on his prize pitcher.

I was cleaning my apartment and found a little foam football, some promotional stress thing. Stepped out on the porch and threw it across the parking lot, probably 50+ yards, right into the open trash can, in the dark. No one saw it and I’ll never be that cool again.

Do they use mo-cap on a guy like this to get those animations in the first place? I have to imagine that skill set is hard to find.

I am convinced that Japanese people look 30 until they’re 60, and then promptly look 100 until death.

There’s a rumor—very thin, but a fairly trustworthy source—that Google is going to take on the Echo. If the voice recognition is as good as it is in Android, that could be the solution you’re looking for.

It’s a speed-skiing suit. Something about space-age technology or aerodynamics or something.

Being rich and old Sitting next to Phil Simms for 12 years rots your brain.

Nitpicking, but just because the seat experienced 45G doesn’t mean that the driver did. The seat and car are much more rigid than the person, and the squishiness of a human reduces the acceleration felt by a little bit.

How about the one where a bunch of bodybuilders couldn’t figure out how many days are in a week?

Yo, Brian Griese’s injury was dumb, and imma let you finish, but Barry Church had the best dumb injury of ALL TIME.

2B isn’t exactly laser-focused either.

Aww, you’re upset that someone point out a mistake you made. That’s delightful. What I said was that the verb “hurl” doesn’t make sense in that sentence. Because the subject of that sentence was Messi’s shot, and would therefore be “a wayward Lionel Messi shot flew over the goal and came hurling her direction.” Which…

Not in that sentence. Hurling is something that someone does TO the ball, hurtling is something the ball does.

Umm…thanks I guess?