Serious question: did it have a parking brake? Seems like rolling away would be a serious concern. Or is the internal resistance of an electric motor enough to lock the wheels? I know it wasn’t very heavy, so maybe that’s enough.

I genuinely can barely follow the ball. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen an outfielder throw that hard.

If Denver can maintain good grass all winter long, San Fran should be able to.

Black holes don’t have dimensions.

That’s the FAR side of the moon. It’s not dark. Because there is sunlight on it.

Given how bizarrely resourceful stoners can be when it comes to fashioning something to smoke out of, I feel like still-making skills would come back pretty fast.

*Because PHILADELPHIA Is Terrible.

He reminds me of Champ Bailey a few years ago. He’s older, slower, shorter, and weaker than the guys he’s up against, but he makes them look bad all the time and you can’t quite tell why.

That man reacted with approximately 1% of the urgency I would have expected.

Wouldn’t it be a circle within a circle? Not everyone who watches Breaking Bad likes the Aztek.

Peyton’s first year back from injury, he was a major risk so I got him in like the 5th round of my fantasy draft. I also had Cutler. I started Cutler against the sad-sack Packers D in Week 2, and he threw 126 yards, one TD, and four picks. He was also sacked seven times, and my league at the time punished sacks for…

What company logo has been tattooed on the most people?

Relevant point: this is the biggest single dish, but there are much larger arrays that have a better resolution than this will.

So Person A uses a word that Person B doesn’t understand, Person B makes assumptions about that word that are both incorrect and, to him, offensive, and somehow that’s Person A’s fault?

how long will it take for the actual games to look or play like this

I’m totally comfortable falling asleep with my friend driving. And when I get in a cab, I’m on my phone because I trust the driver to do what he’s doing. Same goes for a bus. And theoretically, all of those drivers are less predictable and less reliable than a robot.

This isn’t much of a change, honestly. But there are some sticking points. Like if /r/music links to a YouTube video of a song that infringes copyright, does that count as infringing copyright? What about game screenshots? What about gifs from movie clips? Screencapped articles that don’t link to the original? That’s…

this is what our society looks like

JJ Watt sacks Mettenberger and does a selfie-related sack dance or I will eat a JJ Watt jersey.

That’s exactly the point. They are fairly compensated, based on what they’re worth to the teams and organizations they play for. That’s why men’s pro lacrosse players make less than $25k per year, but men’s NBA players average over $4 million. It’s why Aaron Rodgers makes $22 million per year, but Ryan Mallett, who…