That man reacted with approximately 1% of the urgency I would have expected.

Wouldn’t it be a circle within a circle? Not everyone who watches Breaking Bad likes the Aztek.

Peyton’s first year back from injury, he was a major risk so I got him in like the 5th round of my fantasy draft. I also had Cutler. I started Cutler against the sad-sack Packers D in Week 2, and he threw 126 yards, one TD, and four picks. He was also sacked seven times, and my league at the time punished sacks for…

What company logo has been tattooed on the most people?

how long will it take for the actual games to look or play like this

I’m totally comfortable falling asleep with my friend driving. And when I get in a cab, I’m on my phone because I trust the driver to do what he’s doing. Same goes for a bus. And theoretically, all of those drivers are less predictable and less reliable than a robot.

this is what our society looks like

JJ Watt sacks Mettenberger and does a selfie-related sack dance or I will eat a JJ Watt jersey.

That’s exactly the point. They are fairly compensated, based on what they’re worth to the teams and organizations they play for. That’s why men’s pro lacrosse players make less than $25k per year, but men’s NBA players average over $4 million. It’s why Aaron Rodgers makes $22 million per year, but Ryan Mallett, who…

I know the Rockies aren’t doing well, but Nolan Arenado is a goddamn sensation and Troy Tulowitski is hitting .394 over the last 5 weeks or so.

A note on #1: My girlfriend’s car (2013 Mazda3) was given a salvage title before she bought it from hail damage when we had some nasty thunderstorms in Denver, but that’s obviously completely repairable.

His batting average in this series is .090 (1-11) and I can’t for the life of me see why.

Batters can also earn bonus time for hitting particularly long home runs

All good arguments start with “@HVACRepairman.”

The base crossover is one of my least favorite cars, because the zany styling just seems ridiculous on a 188-horsepower car. But on the Juke-R, it totally works. Matte black, weird bumps in random places, crazy engine sounds, it just screams “bonkers.”

It’s because you can see the back corners of your car in the mirror, but you can’t see the front corners of the bumper over the hood. Plus the de facto rear-wheel steering is more nimble in tight spaces.

Just addressing the first thing, but I can back into a spot faster than half the people can pull in forward. Being able to pull out forward prevents that first half of pulling out where you’re completely blind and blocking traffic anyway, so it seems like a net gain, plus I used to have battery issues so leaving the…

I have this blender. Buy it. It’s good.

I have this blender. Buy it. It’s good.

Yes and no. Speed tape is thicker, I think, but HVAC tape is adhesive aluminum in the same way. But the original form of duct tape was fabric, not metal.