Also a good point. The offense set the play in motion, so it makes sense to credit it to them.

We're not living in the future, because that's not what that word means. We're living in the present. The present is awesome. Stop using "the future of [thing]" to mean "a really cool version of [thing]."

I live in Colorado. If there's a tsunami warning in my area, you're all already dead.

I don't think most mens' aversions to periods is because "vaginas should just be dick receptacles," it's because your genitals are oozing blood and tissue for a week. If any other part of your or anyone else's body did that, it'd be horrifying, but we're all supposed to be totally cool with it because it's natural. …

Same goes for "Don't tell me what I should and shouldn't eat."

It's a zero-sum game, so the converse of each play is also true. By which I mean that Kyle Fuller's interception of Colin Kaepernick, by reducing the 49ers' chances of winning by 27%, also increased the Bears' chance of winning by the same amount.

I'm astounded that the Tour average from 10 feet is only 38%. I know not all greens are created equal, but that seems like a pretty easy shot for a pro.

Demaryius Thomas is licking his chops right now.

He MEANS seppuku. He SAYS "sedoku," and was probably thinking "sudoku" in his head.

Exhibitionists get off on exposing themselves though. Which he was, I suppose, but there should be another term for willfully exposing the sexual activities of others.

6 feet or taller (if you're 5'11" but have a personality to make up for the height difference, willing to consider it. Any shorter? Don't apply.)

Alternative: keep him in the game, but any play where he touches the ball gets an "illegal hands to the face" penalty.

I think it's safe to assume that anyone who names their fantasy team "Dallas Cowboys" is an asshole.

My alternative: have Dropbox automatically upload all pictures from the phone's Camera Roll to a folder on Dropbox. Then you can delete from the Camera Roll every few weeks/months with impunity because a) they're already backed up and b) you can still see the old ones on the phone's Dropbox app without using up…

Adonis did not have a belly. Certainly not like Prince's.

He's fit, but having muscles is not the same as being muscle-bound. He's probably skinnier than the majority of pro athletes. Adrian Peterson, for example, is muscle-bound.

Broncos at 18. How poetic.

The real question is WHEN WILL THEY ADD THIS PLAY TO MADDEN?

It's a tie between Alaska and Kansas for the least healthy menu items.

Pictures are automatically copyright of the person who took the picture. As in that monkey story that cropped up recently. If she didn't take the picture, they're not her photos. They're someone else's photos of her. Not the same.