It's a zero-sum game, so the converse of each play is also true. By which I mean that Kyle Fuller's interception of Colin Kaepernick, by reducing the 49ers' chances of winning by 27%, also increased the Bears' chance of winning by the same amount.

I'm astounded that the Tour average from 10 feet is only 38%. I know not all greens are created equal, but that seems like a pretty easy shot for a pro.

Demaryius Thomas is licking his chops right now.

He MEANS seppuku. He SAYS "sedoku," and was probably thinking "sudoku" in his head.

Exhibitionists get off on exposing themselves though. Which he was, I suppose, but there should be another term for willfully exposing the sexual activities of others.

6 feet or taller (if you're 5'11" but have a personality to make up for the height difference, willing to consider it. Any shorter? Don't apply.)

Alternative: keep him in the game, but any play where he touches the ball gets an "illegal hands to the face" penalty.

I think it's safe to assume that anyone who names their fantasy team "Dallas Cowboys" is an asshole.

My alternative: have Dropbox automatically upload all pictures from the phone's Camera Roll to a folder on Dropbox. Then you can delete from the Camera Roll every few weeks/months with impunity because a) they're already backed up and b) you can still see the old ones on the phone's Dropbox app without using up…

Adonis did not have a belly. Certainly not like Prince's.

He's fit, but having muscles is not the same as being muscle-bound. He's probably skinnier than the majority of pro athletes. Adrian Peterson, for example, is muscle-bound.

Broncos at 18. How poetic.

The real question is WHEN WILL THEY ADD THIS PLAY TO MADDEN?

It's a tie between Alaska and Kansas for the least healthy menu items.

Pictures are automatically copyright of the person who took the picture. As in that monkey story that cropped up recently. If she didn't take the picture, they're not her photos. They're someone else's photos of her. Not the same.

No mention of Meagan Martin, who actually completed that obstacle? Really?

9 out of 10 times when Jezebel says "people have been talking about" or "there's a stupid controversy about" something, it's the first I've heard of it. In this case, their source is one single joke made on television, wherein a woman jokes that a child with an afro probably doesn't get her hair combed much, which is…

Weekly Thighlights™ segment, of course.

Ben Utecht has memory loss issues and Jerry Rice has a job.

Yes, but there are thousands of people who have never seen a Ferrari or Lamborghini in real life, both of which sell in very small numbers, and everyone knows the names.