Her height can't help, but the ramp is about technique for sure. I've done a similar one on Tough Mudder (only 10' and not overhanging) and seen plenty of guys bigger, taller, and stronger than myself fail to get to the top. A lot of this stuff illustrates techniques similar to rock climbing, and most of the best…

I don't think Britney would feel welcome in that crowd. And I'm not sure Frida speaks English.

IT WOULD BE STANDING IN A FIELD EATING ITS OWN VOMIT because that's what cows do.

Disney's context is far more important than you're making it out to be. NSOPW says that there are roughly 63K cases of child sexual abuse per year, out of 63 million minors. Disney has 35 cases out of 300,000 people.

So they put it on cruise control at 37. The slowest allowable speed. Not only is this stupid because it doesn't tell us how fast the car will go, but it's stupid because it's a useless metric of fuel economy. If you want to demonstrate hypermiling, drive from New York to San Francisco on one tank or something. …

And interviewing Larry Fitzgerald, apparently.

"Yay ladies" is not the same as assuming all rape accusations are true.

I'll be surprised if we beat all four. Especially playing the Seahawks in their home stadium.

If that was intentional, I applaud you.

"The Facebook image gives the strong impression that all female Fox News anchors and hosts look alike. That's misleading. We rate the claim Mostly False."

Blitz is just German for "lightning." Fictional Deadspin Commenter needs to do his research.

Keratoconus is a contraindication for LASIK. LASIK doesn't cause it, it just makes it worse if you already have it. That's according to the Vision Institute and the American Academy of Ophthalmology.

A batting average of .250 means that he gets a hit 25% of the times that his is at bat. One quarter. 25 of every hundred. That number is lower than the equivalent for many many other people in the league right now, meaning that in a given at bat, Prince Fielder is relatively unlikely to hit the ball.

1) I know he hasn't played the full season, but under .250 is pretty bad no matter how you slice it. That's not even top 500.

Props for shooting it at an angle that would be really hard to fake.

I don't know what you're smoking to think that someone could have a career OBP of .922, but Prince's is .388. That's 114th all time, but more than a quarter of them are from walks. This year, it's more than a third. His career batting average is tied for 509th, 40th among active players. I know he hasn't played the…

Thank you. Just because he's really good at what he does doesn't mean he's not fat. He plays basically the least mobile position in the game, so he can be fat AND good at what he does. He's not a fucking unicorn.

1) He's not elite. He's currently tied for 239th in the league with three home runs and hitting below .250. He has stolen no bases and his WAR is in the negative numbers, meaning theoretically you could pick up any average free agent off the street and they'd be better.

So you like fat guys, but only if they're the right kind of fat guy, not too fat and not too thin, and of course you're judging them on appearance alone, as I assume you are not close friends with Rick Ross or Prince Fielder.

Yeah, dudes are so violent-felon-phobic these days…