Is it at all possible that the Oxford aerospace engineer knows more about heat transfer than you do?

Jetboil was started in 2001. But that's none of my business.

I'll be surprised if we beat all four. Especially playing the Seahawks in their home stadium.

If that was intentional, I applaud you.

"The Facebook image gives the strong impression that all female Fox News anchors and hosts look alike. That's misleading. We rate the claim Mostly False."

Blitz is just German for "lightning." Fictional Deadspin Commenter needs to do his research.

The opening paragraph of the article says, among other things,

I, for one, am shocked to find that "Stoned78" doesn't have a well-fleshed-out idea of what they want in this space.

Keratoconus is a contraindication for LASIK. LASIK doesn't cause it, it just makes it worse if you already have it. That's according to the Vision Institute and the American Academy of Ophthalmology.

Lots of lizards do a "high walk" too, either when running fast or when trying to minimize contact with a hot surface.

On the other hand, he seemed to have eschewed the propellers that the European inventors were tending toward and looked back 400 years to the air screw devised by Leonardo Da Vinci.

A batting average of .250 means that he gets a hit 25% of the times that his is at bat. One quarter. 25 of every hundred. That number is lower than the equivalent for many many other people in the league right now, meaning that in a given at bat, Prince Fielder is relatively unlikely to hit the ball.

1) I know he hasn't played the full season, but under .250 is pretty bad no matter how you slice it. That's not even top 500.

Props for shooting it at an angle that would be really hard to fake.

I don't know what you're smoking to think that someone could have a career OBP of .922, but Prince's is .388. That's 114th all time, but more than a quarter of them are from walks. This year, it's more than a third. His career batting average is tied for 509th, 40th among active players. I know he hasn't played the…

Thank you. Just because he's really good at what he does doesn't mean he's not fat. He plays basically the least mobile position in the game, so he can be fat AND good at what he does. He's not a fucking unicorn.

1) He's not elite. He's currently tied for 239th in the league with three home runs and hitting below .250. He has stolen no bases and his WAR is in the negative numbers, meaning theoretically you could pick up any average free agent off the street and they'd be better.

It's not only not "fairly common knowledge," it's not true. For a thorough explanation, see Phil Plait's "Bad Astronomy."

So you like fat guys, but only if they're the right kind of fat guy, not too fat and not too thin, and of course you're judging them on appearance alone, as I assume you are not close friends with Rick Ross or Prince Fielder.

Yeah, dudes are so violent-felon-phobic these days…