I believe they employed their best investigative cynicism.

You can tell how little they care by how much they keep harping on about it.

The man I am quoting is the man who wrote and presented the UN report you're referring to. I was making the (apparently inaccurate) assumption that you'd read it.

"In the exceptional circumstances in which its use is legitimate, procedural safeguards must be followed. I urge States to apply a set of guiding principles when using solitary confinement," he said. He told a later news conference these circumstances could include the protection of inmates in cases where they are…

You must be so proud of your ability to turn an innocuous response into a personal insult.

The alternative is that you put prisoners in a men's or women's prison based on their own requests, which is fucking stupid. What about the women that might feel threatened by having a cellmate who's male in every way but the way they refer to themselves? Do you want hulking rapist-types put in women's prisons just…

I drive a 19-year-old, FWD car in Colorado on all-season tires, and have for almost a decade. Not once have I hit anything or gone off the road due to snow. Mandating that I spend $600 on snow tires would be ridiculous.

It shouldn't matter.

I presume the intention is that it would behave like Cialis or its equivalent. If the problem is in hormone levels, then just maintain the higher levels. And when the mood strikes, you're ready.

I think the point is to make sure there aren't confounding variables. Make sure their low sex drive isn't being caused by stress, being out of shape, being deficient in certain foods, or whatever else might be doing it, and then see if the pill works.

You really think all these riders, from a dozen states and countries, are colluding with one Nevada company that they didn't even name?

Can't wait to see how the NFL handles this. Its official line has always been, essentially, that if you're good enough, you can play.

In future, he should be referred to as Dwaynetherockjohnson.

There will come a day when you'll exercise a sliver of skepticism before reporting these things and telling us to cry over them.

Unlike the people who report these stories to you…

That nose looks basically like a Charger to me. Which is not an entirely bad thing, but looks strange on a truck.

it's recommended that women with certain types of migraines quit smoking to reduce their risks of stroke as well.

Do they not say these names out loud when they come up with them? Is it the "one one"? Is the second "one" parenthetical, so it's just the "one"? Is there a mandatory pause when spoken aloud to signify the colon? THINK THIS THROUGH, YA DAMN SWEDES.

And then he ruined it with the phrase "but literally who cares."

Aren't you supposed to be making some kind of statement here? The word "society" isn't even in this article. Here, I'll get us started: