It shouldn't matter.

8) These damn kids and their "electricity" and their "running water" and their "cooked food."

The Churchill picture was altered by someone associated with a British museum, the Clinton photo was altered by a newspaper run by Orthodox Hasidic Jews, and NBC rigged an explosion for Dateline. All private companies, run by different people, who altered photos or video for different reasons over a period of almost…

It's worth noting that the information supplied to staff is nothing new—they had access to it before, just at a computer terminal—so any improvement will be in the immediacy of the data.

I presume the intention is that it would behave like Cialis or its equivalent. If the problem is in hormone levels, then just maintain the higher levels. And when the mood strikes, you're ready.

I think the point is to make sure there aren't confounding variables. Make sure their low sex drive isn't being caused by stress, being out of shape, being deficient in certain foods, or whatever else might be doing it, and then see if the pill works.

You really think all these riders, from a dozen states and countries, are colluding with one Nevada company that they didn't even name?

Can't wait to see how the NFL handles this. Its official line has always been, essentially, that if you're good enough, you can play.

In future, he should be referred to as Dwaynetherockjohnson.

The wide shot is a quadrocopter drone, and the close shots are set up by two fellow climbers. They set up a few fixed cameras that hang off the wall, and then they move up and down the wall themselves to be in the right place when he's climbing near them. I'm not sure about this particular shot, but that's the…

I'm going to start saying the hyphen out loud now.

He did it four times before doing the free solo, and this is actually well below his natural skill level. He doesn't do it for the adrenaline; in fact, when he was interviewed by 60 Minutes, he said that if he's feeling adrenaline, it means he's made a mistake and gotten in over his head.

There will come a day when you'll exercise a sliver of skepticism before reporting these things and telling us to cry over them.

Unlike the people who report these stories to you…

That nose looks basically like a Charger to me. Which is not an entirely bad thing, but looks strange on a truck.

it's recommended that women with certain types of migraines quit smoking to reduce their risks of stroke as well.

Do they not say these names out loud when they come up with them? Is it the "one one"? Is the second "one" parenthetical, so it's just the "one"? Is there a mandatory pause when spoken aloud to signify the colon? THINK THIS THROUGH, YA DAMN SWEDES.

And then he ruined it with the phrase "but literally who cares."

Aren't you supposed to be making some kind of statement here? The word "society" isn't even in this article. Here, I'll get us started:

Yeah, but as it's a physics exercise, it only works with spherical pool balls on—hang on…