Well…that's definitely someone body-slamming a security guard.

Ditto. He's super pumped up in the end zone and then appears to think "oh, I should go be sporting to Crabtree, who's obviously pissed." I also totally understand why Crab shoved him in the face though. Not the time.

She's 41. More than old enough to be a mom.

Are you new here? Reading too much into things is what we do. See the top comment about how this is actually a cruel and subversive attempt to make women feel bad about their sexuality and not A FUCKING DILDO.

I know some 'thugs,' and they know I'm the furthest thing from a thug

Not if your first sexual experience was during Predator.

My statute of limitations is six months for movies (zero if there's a book that's been out for more than a year), one month for TV. I've never seen Lost or The Wire or Breaking Bad, and I might one day decide to watch them, just as I did with Battlestar Galactica, Firefly, Arrested Development, etc, but I can't…

I agree that it's harmless, but I have a hard time believing that if one of the many "for men" sites out there did a detailed "case for" F-M-K of the cast of Girls, which this site seems to hold as the highest standard of female empowerment in television for some reason, they'd be outraged at the wanton…

Reggie Bush won a Super Bowl and they asked him about Kim Kardashian. Lewis Hamilton was a Formula One World Champion and they asked him about Nicole Scherzinger. Tebow got pestered about his "virgin" status all through college and his brief pro career. The timing obviously wasn't good, but asking about someone's…

"Let's make muffins!"

"Become Enemies With Child" is an absolutely perfect name for a new-parent blog.

My new hobby: hypothetical gender reversal of the most juvenile and hypocritical articles posted here.

Best abs I've had in my life were when I was having sex 4-6 days a week. Sex > dieting for SO MANY REASONS.

I'm a Broncos fan and I listen to country. The only thing I googled was Decker's major.

16 pages for 12 moves is too much detail. Summarize. THERE'S SEX TO HAVE.

Cosmo's Law: In any compendium of suggestions for ways to make sex more interesting, no fewer than one (1) of them shall involve your finger in his butt without asking.

This must be when all the good kickers got drafted.

Also relevant:

You're a very angry person.

Or you could text with real words like a fucking adult.