God she was marvelous. Someone needs to bring back Halston pant suits and safety gays, too.

Having “an act.” God, that’s hilarious. I once spent a day with Ms. Reynolds for a segment, and her limo driver got lost on the way to pick her up. She was coming down with a cold and didn’t want to wait, so she and her friends pointed to my car, a rented Buick, and said, “Whose is this?” I think they deemed it…

It’s not just “excessive fabulousness,” though. It’s mental illness. Going shopping at 3am is classic bipolar behavior.

Oooh, it really is! Thank you for sharing, Jerry.

Sorry but that part made me a bit sad for Billie. I don’t think the point was “geez, how great was that” but more of a reflection on how a child needs the stability of knowing a parent will come home at the same time every day and help with homework, not keep them up all night to shop at Sharper Image.

Billie was one of the few redeeming things about Scream Queens, and for the longest time I had no idea she was Carrie’s daughter. It wasn’t until I saw something regarding Billie’s cameo in The Force Awakens that I found out.

Now I get to be just Billie.

That sounds like a FANTASTIC idea. God, I hope I can get those fuckers off and thrown away without having to smell them OOOOO-WWHEEE!

Plus, Flash is lead by a man. His name is right there in the title.

Lost and Grey’s are ABC shows. Crazy Ex Gf, Jane the Virgin, and the Flash are CW shows. How can CBS possibly take credit for them?

Can your philosophy on relationships be your next personal essay topic please?

The bride also called the venue where they got married and bad mouthed the photographer. She, the photog, was on their “recommended vendors” list. Once they heard the badmouthing, they removed the photog from their list therefore she lost out on all of that potential exposure.

This blogger’s “fans” even went to Yelp…

Somewhat related, but I sew. People always want a sewing/tailoring/custom made favor. I have assigned myself exorbitant rates for my sewing work, and my “friend discount” isn’t much of an incentive. Money me! Money now!

My friend has an asshole per diem. He will quadruple his daily rates and if they still say yes he feels it’s worth it.

I do occasionally do it AS MY GIFT for people I know very well and love very much. But it’s a very small, select group of people that I know for sure will not make me want to stab them. That’s worked out so far.

Partly cuz i’m an asshole but partly cuz it was really badly slopped together.

GOOD.

what’s the use of a relationship if not to have a uniquely important platform to occasionally tell a person they’re being a shithead?

Amazing. Holy shit.

hmmmmmmmm, though it’s sort of adorable to imagine a version of me that would stop doing something simply because my boyfriend wanted me to, that’s not what happened here.