Don’t forget Galavant.....(cries into pillow)

No, because she danced like nobody was watching in an Apple commercial. We’re still totally Swifties.

Ugh. So tiring.

No! The only one punishing you is you. And please give yourself the break I’m sure you deserve.

You forgot L = Lord help us because gravity ain’t.

High five, sister. Thank heavens for the nice 200 year-old ladies at the one and only lingerie store left in my corner of the planet.

Co-signed,

*glances down at F-cups firmly ensconced in literally the only bra that works on them*

I’m so glad she was so thoughtful! I’m glad you’re ok!

so.....what shoes ARE you wearing?

Agreed! Hopefully the staff at Pornhub will do the same for me if I have a stroke from too much you-know-what and go silent.

I love this story! I was saved by my consierge checking on me and calling 911 a few years back. I used to walk by her to use the gym every morning at the same time. On the 3rd day that I didn’t show she came looking for me. I had a bad reaction to new medication and was completely out of it. I had a very serious…

Mothers-in-law should be banned from ever discussing the reproductive systems of their daughters-in-law. I will vote for whoever makes this part of their platform.

There can be so much variation in sibling groups. One of my sisters had to try for years for each of her children (with all the tests and treatments), while I fall pregnant if my husband so much as gives me a come-hither look unless military-grade precautions are taken. Take heart!

RIGHT?

Not defective. What you are doing is wonderful. Speaking as an adopted child, you will experience a bond and a love unlike any you’ve ever experienced in your life and that very few people in the world get to know. My mother is no less of a mother because she didn’t birth me herself, is in no way defective, and in no…

And THIS is why I wish people would STFU asking women when they’re going to have a baby already or when you’re going to get to work on a sibling for the one you already have or whether you’re going to try for a boy/girl because you already have one of the other flavor. You never have a clue what people are going…

Try not to worry. That you got pregnant once before is a good indicator that you’ll likely be able to conceive again. At least, that’s what my doctor told me. And here I am with a two-year-old son, who sometimes I wish I could return to the sender, but mostly love to death.

So, about 5 years ago I got pregnant unexpectedly, and chose to terminate that pregnancy. I don’t regret it at all (although I do wish I’d been more careful), and am pretty darn grateful that I am not going to be linked to the incredibly immature and petty guy I was with at the time for the rest of my life.