Agreed.

There is only one acceptable non-Rocky use for this song...

I LOVE that policy!

I made the mistake of buying a car off a family member for cheap, I was in a tight spot at the time as I was getting laid off and some dipstick rear-ended my poor faithful little Cavalier. I felt guilty for disliking the car so much. It was an Impala with amazingly low mileage but stank of cigarettes no matter how…

You’re right. I know a guy who owns two vehicles, a beat-up farm pickup and a small fuel efficient car. He’s got to haul stuff most weekends, and discovered that it really was cheaper to just have the two vehicles than to commute in a larger one. The truck is older and has a manual transmission, so he usually refuses…

Yeah, I know the boss was insanely cheap and have observed the behavior you’ve described myself. But it still puzzles me. :)

Yeah, I was really glad when they started getting the kind with the ramps.

Meh, I’m too impatient to wait around until it’s convenient to borrow someone’s truck. If I find an awesome deal on a couch at Goodwill, I can rent the truck, move the couch to my house and take the truck back in 1-2 hours tops. It’d take more time than that find someone with a truck and coordinate schedules. Plus,…

Yup. Restoration all the way.

It really perplexes me why anyone would want to borrow a truck anyway. It’s like $20/hr. or $100/day to just rent one at Home Depot. Way easier than waiting until you can borrow a truck. Many of my relatives thought I was crazy for buying a little car. “But what if you need to haul something?” Dude, with what I save…

Yeah, if you want random sperm, you can get that for FREE!

Someone did something like that in my presence once. An awkward silence descended upon the group. So I leaned forward and looked at his target, shrugged, looked back to him and said, “So?” Conversation resumed. He excused himself very shortly thereafter.

I’m still secretly hoping that they’d do the slightly silly thing with the idea of Bond being a codename/identity passed along when an agent dies. Idris Elba plays the new James Bond, picking up where the last one left off...only to find that, (gasp!), the previous James Bond wasn’t actually killed but is held…

If mysterious hooded figures have left the dog park, please contact the Sheriff’s Secret Police by whispering “oh dear, oh dear” into your mandatory front-porch geranium. They will take it to the nearest bloodstone circle for verification.

Jeff Foxworthy isn’t one of my favorite comedians, but I think he hit the nail on the head about housework.

Yep. Every workplace save my current one has required drug tests. I work for a small company now that can’t afford it, or I’m sure they would. If I’d been a less law-abiding person in my youth, I could have made a fair amount of money selling my extremely clean urine to acquaintances.

O Lord, please bless these protesters with the brains, honesty and morals they were born without. Amen.

Maybe a gift certificate for a good local bakery. In this climate, I’d be wary of eating baked goods from people I didn’t know.

I’ve never thought of it as a sexual game...more like a nice way to make sure everyone is pleasantly cleaned up and no longer gooey.

When I was having UTIs frequently, I started munching a clove of raw garlic right before bed. Actually, my before bed snack was a thinly sliced clove of garlic with a bit of sharp cheese and a couple of crackers. It does give you some pretty gnarly morning breath, but it seemed to work.