Genre: Fantasy, Action Premier Date: April 6, 2014 Where to Watch: Crunchyroll, Daisuki, Hulu What It’s About in One Sentence: The story of a brother and sister who begin attending a magical-technology school.

I want a Lockheed Martin F-22 Stealth Edition of the Corvette ZR1. I don't care how much it costs (laser cupholders standard).

Instead of going over the GM recall, what do you think of an Abarth with an automatic? Heresy or necessary?

Left turns: not even once. (PDF)

He must be going for a cultural victory.

Completely uncensored.

I'd get a 4x4 with a tow package because we'd be going camping every summer and skiing every winter. There are a couple of those in the ~25k range that I'd look at and then eventually settle for a Jeep, probably.

You're leaving out the graphic incestuous molestation scenes in at least two episodes. That's the kind of thing that would put the average person off of watching this series by itself.

What, so landing craft are too good for them? Nah, that's stage 2. Stage 1 they want trucks that can cross rivers. I think I'd just take a 6x6 MRAP, give it giant paddle wheels and call it a day.

I need to get my brain checked out, because I noticed the Nimrod in the background before I noticed the cars.

I have to wonder if they didn't deliberately cover it up until the bankruptcy erased their liabilities.

Dreadful creatures.

I was trapped on a bus for several hours during a severe snowstorm once, but I think I'll save my grievance for the disabled: people are assholes when they encounter someone who needs assistance to use public transportation.

As the famously misattributed quote goes:

My '88 Chevy Blazer had an 85 MPH speedometer, but it was hard enough to get it to do 65 MPH on the highway even with my foot on the floor.

It will always be Final Fantasy III to me.

Off the top of my head:

They really need a better name for that. Like the Tinderbox or something.

If only they had a new diesel coming out soon…

If by "investigating" you mean "consulting with the legal and accounting teams over how badly GM is about to be screwed in the US marketplace for building deathtraps... again."