Draymond IS this generation’s version of Bill Laimbeer. If he wasn’t a part of the Warriors, they wouldn’t have had the near the success the past 5 years, so I’ll trade the cuddly image they could have had with the killers they’ve actually been any time. Teams are open about being physical with Steph to knock him off…

it depends on several things: where you are in your current contract, years of service, accolades like all nba, how many cups of coffee you can drink without murdering someone, how many times you’ve driven the autobahn, if you can parallel park downtown in Seattle, how long you can hold your breath, it’s all right…

Through his mouth.

How we got to this point:

Elon Musk a liar? I don't believe it. What's next, you'll say he baselessly accuses folks of pedophilia?

Never thought I’d see a pro-gun take on Deadspin.

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

I can’t stand it! I know you planned it! 

And, with BMW eliminating dispsticks in favor of electronic level sensors in the late 2000s, the Germans have been able to turn around and play the same trick on many unsuspecting owners!

Probably not true for the 17 people at the Marlins game.

But remember: Marcus Morris is a bad person for changing his mind about where he wants to go during one of the two or three times in his entire NBA career where he’ll actually have a choice.

OKC and Paul agreeing to an unprecedented buyout and he signs with the Lakers for the vet minimum. 

making public these public documents would “place the county and its taxpayers at a competitive disadvantage.” 

So it would be okay for me to go to the gate wearing nothing except a speedo? Trust me, you do not want that.

Haha, 'devils advocate' haha. You KNOW what's coming after that line. Hahaha. 

A speedo is very different than this.

Do you know this? Yes.

Are you making a slippery slope fallacy to cover up your racist/sexist comment? Big yes. 

No. It’s racism. 

It definitely seems as though if there’s one thing that all white Americans can agree on it’s that Martin Luther King said some vaguely inspirational things that weren’t critical of anyone.

The two players most responsible for those titles, Kobe and Shaq, were Jerry West moves.