Damn it. I pictured it rolling off the tongue.

Wait 'til they get a load of this guy.

I thought Power Hour was a shot of beer every minute for 60 minutes.

That's nothing. You should have seen footage of FDR wheeling over Lou Gehrig's foot. Who says polio isn't communicable?

Not impressed. Mamie Eisenhower did it better.

Just before they broke down the door, Sinatra whispered to the Yankee Clipper. "It's up to you, New York."

On 2nd thought, Bill-E-Goat was probably not the smartest idea for a mascot......

"Do you want to make more money? Sure. We all do."

The guy who infamously didn't vote include Pedro Martinez on his MVP ballot in 1999 - not didn't vote for him for 1st but didn't include him at all - and was one of just TWO voters to not include Martinez in any ballot and Martinez lost the MVP by 3 percentage points... to someone later outed in the Mitchell Report…

Pictured: 3 men with more wins than the Cubs have had in 99 seasons (1915-2013 7551 wins vs 7558 for LaRussa, Cox, Torre)

Oh shit! my pizza rolls are done!

Came for the comments and I wasn't disappointed. Great work everybody!

I actually have a similar thing going with my black friend. I call him the n-word, and he calls me "I swear to god, motherfucker, if you call me that again I'll knock your god damn teeth in." We have fun.

I sometimes call my black friends nigga and they are usually fine with it, but whenever I call my team Redskins everyone gets pissed at me.

At least now we know what the offspring of Drew Magary and Gary Busey would look like