'Tis but a scratch!

(The two were teammates on the Sooners in 2010.)

Side note: Those flight suit jackets with the died algae green wool mega-collars have to be the ugliest flight jackets ever made.

Somewhere around the world, someone is weeping for that Sorento's suffering.

This car makes me giddy inside.

Golden Retriever after finishing bowl...

I thought it was an MR2 replica...

I present to you the true embodiment of cultural fusion,

I knew those wings were too good to be true.

Fixed it for ya.

This is not an Orloved roll. This is clearly a Darwined roll. We got to start distinguishing the two of them!

Forget about Chevy's "Find New Roads" ad campaign...

Don't mind me fellow racer, just passing through.

You can also buy a Nissan Juke with the most horrible color options ever for a production car.

Cupcake Dog does not approve.

Seriously VW, I want to double-kick you.

And after he took him for a ride in a new Challenger Hellcat, he gave it to the soldier. The feels.