I know who can (not) help us in a case like this one

5. Ignore all the missing trim and interior paneling in your car, as well as all those wires and the hacker sitting in the passenger's seat with a laptop connected to your car via a cable. The hacker may be laughing in an evil manner. Ignore that, too.

Elephants are badasses

Looks like a Michael Bay Film

You do that!

Oh, and here are some nice places to eat:

I moved out of the island a couple of months ago, but I've lived there for the past 27 years, so I'll give you some trusty (and tasty) hints:

¡Nice! I moved out of the island 6 months ago, but I still visit and enjoy two basic but essential things: beach and food.

Top beaches list:

Imagine a Kinjeddit.

I'm very excited to see what comes next.

The F1 Team is there just in case some douche ruins his races

SOON.

Downvote wall for Florida in 3, 2, 1...

SPIDER APPROVES

Nice! The next time you go, I'll tell you the best places to eat. Also, VOLKYLAND:

Hey Orlove, have you ever been to Puerto Rico? There are some pretty sweet Baja Bugs there.

I want the car version

Where's the F&F crew when you need them?