Thank you! I'll store this link on my cellphone just in case.

This video is way better than the best scene from the Counselor.

Yeah but now everything has the option of Light or Diet shenanigans... And sometimes if I eat the regular one, I'll be asked by people: "That's not healthy. Why don't you eat the Light or Diet version?" I just look at them, pour half a bottle and keep on eating.

Aahh I would love to live at this time... when you could eat mayonnaise as a tasty and healthy salad dressing. BTW I put mayonnaise on white rice with tuna and diced onions... delicious.

Oh no! Now I have to get groceries again! Damn it Timmy!

HAPPY DOG IS HAPPY.

Mount a Gatling gun and you're ready to go

The car and the train have become one again... Madness ensues...

Question 1: Everything with four wheels rustles my jimmies.

Behold, the future of cleaning your hands is here

Not sure if it is a photoshop...or a really old grainy photograph...